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afterhonk

When you in the parking lot and you accidentally hit the lock button for your sweet ass ride twice and to sweet ass ride then honks, someone else lurking in the parking lot might try to afterhonk yo ass. And then you can't be a bitch you gotta afterhonk em right back. An afterhonking episode could possibly last for hour if neither afterhonker is a bitch.
Me: Whoops I accidentally honked my horn on my 'Rolla in the Adult Video Megaplex parking lot.

(honk)
Me: Aw hell no I didn't just get afterhonked. You know imma afterhonk em right back.
by UbiquitousNads March 6, 2017
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Afterbang

A term used commonly in freestyle skiing, snowboarding and other extreme sports. It represents riding rails, landing and riding out with mad steeze.
Tyler: Yo, Calum! Did you see rail I just switched up on?
Calum: Ya bro sick switchup, and you rode out that afterbang with mad steeze!
by that anon August 27, 2009
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Line Afterbangs

A type of freestyle ski that just may be the fucking worst ski ever made. Line thought that they were clever by making a ski that was like a skateboard, but it just ended up sucking more cock than Simon Dumont. They are extremely heavy and WAY too buttery. They will chip or break after one rail slide and are a complete waste of everybody's time and money.
The guy at the rental store told me that I wasn't allowed to hit any rails when I rented these Line Afterbangs because someone was going to buy them and they would be broken.
by steezyskiier1 July 24, 2011
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afterbang

sometimes when ur skiing, you land a trick so well that it can only be described with the word "lax," so skiers made their own word, afterbang to replace it.
Did you see that guy snowplow? He afterbanged the whole way through.
by john 345345 January 11, 2011
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afterwind

(n.) a mighty and pungent output of gaseous content from the anus which occurs after the consumption of dairy rich and/or acidic foods.
"Wow... oh man, jalapeno poppers cause a wicked afterwind. ...Glad no one else is in my room."
by WingFragment January 21, 2014
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Aftermarket Autistic

When you are not born autistic, but slowly become autistic via emotional and/physical trauma, especially trauma to the head.
Zero: "I'm not autistic. I'm just brain damaged and my brain just don't think good no more."
Me: "Just like being autistic, but by outside influence. You hit your head so many times you became aftermarket autistic."
by BigBCC69 July 27, 2022
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AfterWorkCasino

Something that is really cool, like www.afterworkcasino.com.
Man, that was so AfterWorkCasino! Word!
by Internet guru October 19, 2003
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