Afghani turban queef

When an Afghanistan person adjusts their turban and a pocket of trapped smelly air is released. Producing a queef like sound.

Rob: Andrew you're an asshole.

Andrew: Well, you're an Afghani turban queef.

by Johnny Twotone May 4, 2014

afghani love potion

rehypnol, that shit that makes you fucked up goooood.

I just took some Afghani love potion. Are you going to fuck me or not?

by HORNZ November 15, 2007

afghani water fountain

The act of prairie-dogging into the mouth of an unsuspected friend or foe in that it looks like he's giving your shit a blowjob.

I gave Toby an afghani water fountain last night because he wouldn't pay me back for beer and I wanted him to taste my shit. His girlfriend threw up in his mouth when she gave him a morning kiss.

by Jamaican Bacon May 27, 2008

Afghani Blood Sausage

When you screw a girl on her rag, and then she proceeds to give you head afterwards

I thought I was going to puke, when my girl and I performed the Afghani Blood Sausage.

by bigtm09 February 13, 2010

Afghani Finger Sandwich

When a man covers his penis in hummus and is then jerked off by middlefinger, index finger and thumb.

"All I have is hummus"...."AWESOME WE CAN HAVE AFGHANI FINGER SANDWICHES!!!"

Best part about this one is that YOU CAN DO IT TO YOURSELF!

by bransuave November 5, 2010

Afghani Gas Chamber

When you take a shit, turn on the heating and turn off the toilet fan.

Wow, I wouldn't go in there; smells like an Afghani Gas Chamber

by vulgarbehaviour February 14, 2022

Afghani Kebab

In a reverse facesitting when your mouth is blocked by vagina, your nose is blocked by anus and you can asphywank.

Dude she was savage. Feared the worst but managed to get the Afghani Kebab before I passed out.

by RobSiveter May 28, 2025