Asmodeus

the overly-dramatic, stereotypical beauty queen and the narcissistic fifth-born brother of the seven demon brothers from Obey Me!, and the Avatar of Lust, or the Avatar of Materialism, Breaking the Social Standards of Beauty and Slaying.

chances are he'll either pin you because he's got the horknee or because you're wearing a polka dots jacket with a plaid skirt, don't ask how I know, I just do.

in the wise words of a certain Mammon simp... bro's the kind of dude to be horny on main in a Discord server.

sober or not, he's a flirt with nearly everyone in a voice chat. men, women, living toaster waffle, you name them, if they're human, he'll probably bang 'em.

also according to the same Mammon simp: he has godly rizz, which is ironic, cuz he's a demon.

"Luci, I'm a ✨MatERIaL GwOrL😍🥰🤑💸💳🫴✨"

Asmodeus can often be spotted trying to flirt with MC, spilling the tea with Satan, doing his skincare and makeup routine (no wonder his skin's clear), having more followers on TikTok than I'll ever get, and just being everyone's favorite rainbow-flag-wielding, nail polish-wearing, Insta model-looking queen/twink, I guess.

spare confidence, sirrrrrrrrr-

he's possibly part Floptropican.

wait, why does he have an emo moment in Obey Me!: Nightbringer?-

tldr: he's a thot, but he's **our** thot. a thot on his slay era.

"Asmodeus is probably Floptropican, change my mind."

by Byakuya's left sock September 29, 2023

Madison Amodio

A beautiful, blonde-headed girl. She is just everyone's friend, the sweetest thing, has GORGEOUS eyes. She is athletic, funny, and easy-going. Everyone loves Madison.

No example needed to explain further. Madison Amodio is amazing enough.

by nld12231996 January 8, 2012

Das's Law of Elementary Aerodynamics

Das's Law of Elementary Aerodynamics:
When you're trying to impress someone, use big words that neither of you know....like elementary aerodynamics.

Hey dude if your trying to impress that chick, use the Das's Law of Elementary Aerodynamics. Works every time.

by Mindbladeskillyaks June 16, 2010

Asmodeus

A popular figure in Dungeons and Dragons mythology, as well as some religions. In addition to the information stated in previous definitions, he is supposedly the King of Hell. He reigns from the ninth, lowest level of Hell, Nessus. He has effictively outwitted and overpowered all the lords of the other eight levels on many occasions, and once has turned every single ones' armies against them during an uprising called The Reckoning. He is worshipped widely in cults, and furthermore, has power likened unto a god. His most powerful weapon and most popularly worshipped symbol is the Ruby Rod of Asmodeus, a rod made entirely out of Ruby, topped with an encircled pentagram also made of ruby. However, the truth is that he is an avatar, or a lesser manifestation of the true King of Hell.

Dude, I heard those goth chicks talking about some guy named Asmodeus. Maybe if I found out who he is and dressed up in some makeup or something, they'd dig me!

Me: Just don't complain to me when they shove your testicals into your spleen. Those are goth bitches, my friend.

by Kerik July 12, 2006

Aerodome

An abnormally large forehead..

"OMG, That aerodome is big enough to host an air show"

by Lauren Matters November 5, 2005

aerodome

When a man is fellated on a winged, non-rotary aircraft
See also Maridome

Tom got aerodome on the redeye from LAX to Ft. Worth

by Chris Wolf February 19, 2005

aerodynamicness

An adjectival word for 'aerodynamic' used only by exceptionally gifted and talented users of the english language. This talent is usually evidenced by a superior record at spelling bees. In particular, grade 3 regionals.

"As for the streamers, i'm told they assist with my aerodynamicness."

by Eugene Anthony January 28, 2008