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Blokes Advice

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A male only Facebook group that reflects the disgusting sexism in the wider Australian society where men get together and laugh about how they raped or could rape their wives and girlfriends or organize to group harass particular women by giving out their phone numbers or social media handles.
Blokes Advice man: "Lads I need a hand putting this minga in her place."
by Whateverandever September 24, 2021
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Sage Advice

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1. Really bad advice from a guy named Sage.

2. Words of wisdom. Most likely not from a guy named Sage.
1. "Where ever you go, what ever you do - Fight complacency, and be an obstinate jerk." - Sage giving Sage Advice

2. "Be smart, listen, and don't suck." - Not Sage giving Sage Advice
by Not Sage September 25, 2007
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advice

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some crap that people give you that they think will help you, but doesn't really. It really pisses you off, but you just not and go along with it, hoping they'll go away.
I was given the advice once that you should never eat a dirty girl or you'll get a tongue disease.
by animedude May 1, 2004
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Advice

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Yeah bro she gave me some great "advice" last night.

Hey I really need some "advice" right about now.
by LimeInfinity September 10, 2010
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adviser

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Adviser is a fat cunt, who should get heart disease caused by eating way to many takeaways.
This fat cunt creates a whole new YouTube era for minecraft as he is the fattest cunt to ever touch the pvp community (excluding Erouax)

Hope this pussy dies thx for reading!
"Mum whats for dinner"
"shut the fuck up Adviser you fat cunt"
by xdmeme October 14, 2017
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Ass Adviser

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One who advises on ass.
Woman: Terry, how does my ass look to you?

Terry the Ass Adviser: The upper cortex is under developed and lumpy. Also, the mid level curvature is lacking in hemispherical properties. Your inferior gluteus essentially drops into your hamstrings with absolutely no transition. My prognosis is that you have a typical white woman's ass.
by Dr Hotjointz May 8, 2009
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Advice Cookie

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A fortune cookie that instead of a fortune has advice. These "Advice Cookies" make obvious statements about things you can do to improve everyday life however missing the point that they are supposed to tell you a fortune hence the name FORTUNE COOKIE. These Advice Cookies are most likely found at a local Panda Express or other Chinese restaurant. Some even sub for language tutors by teaching you how to say words in Chinese.
ex1: Yo I just hit up panda and got what I thought was a fortune cookie only to be disappointed when it told me to clean my room. That ain't a fortune cookie that's an ADVICE COOKIE!!

ex2: homie1: what u doin man?
homie 2: fixin my car G
homie1: but there ain't nothin wrong with it
homie2: My ADVICE COOKIE told me it's time to change my air filter so that's what imma do!
by refri3dnoodle May 22, 2009
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