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Serial Adultery 

Pre-watching a box set on Netflix by yourself, on the quiet, that you would normally watch as a couple, because she never seems to be in the mood, and you don't have the patience to wait until she is. Later when watching it together, she will be none the wiser.
Gary was bursting to watch season 2 of Narcos, but Sally was too tired, so he engaged in a spot of Serial Adultery.
Serial Adultery by TheDrunkenBaker September 5, 2016
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movie adultery 

To betray someone by seeing a film with one person when you shud have shared the motion picture experience with someone else.
I had to go see CHICAGO a second time, this time with Terri, even tho I had seen it with Nancii; otherwise the movie adultery would come out.
movie adultery by Jake March 26, 2004

Adultery 

The modern definition of Adultery sex with someone other than your spouse where you lie to and say you didn't have sex with them.
But if you do have sex with someone else and let your spouse know about it or what people call swinging ,it's not adultery.
He fucked her but it's not adultery because his wife knows about it.
Adultery by Judge dredd7 April 25, 2011

adultery tax

The price of cheating on a spouse, usually encompassing costs like alimony, child support, utilities, housing, cell phones, food, and vehicles.

The tax is often paid to both the spouse & the piece of ass on the side, and is necessary to avoid a public scene of marital discontent involving wrecked cars, burned wardrobes, trashed houses, midnight shouting matches in the front yard, etc.
SteveBro: "Dude, paying this adultery tax is killing my paycheck."

DaveBro: "Really, Bro? Try missing a payment on that shit and we'll be reading about you in the newspaper!"
adultery tax by BeepoZButtbanger October 4, 2013

ADULTERATE

To misrepresent or distort the perception of something as being fully developed, complete, or aligned with its intended state. This distortion often arises from an assumption that a certain level of advancement or maturity has been achieved, when in reality, there might be underlying complexities, ongoing growth, or refinement processes that are not immediately apparent.

The concept of "adulterate," encapsulates the idea of assuming a fully realized state prematurely. This term sheds light on the tendency to overlook ongoing progress and the intricacies involved in genuine development by suggesting that perceptions can be tainted or adulterated by the illusion of being "done" or fully matured.

Interestingly, this specific use of "adulterate" to convey the concept of misperceived completion was coined by Rowdy Bunkers, and it aptly captures the idea of assuming a fully realized state prematurely. This term helps shed light on the tendency to overlook ongoing progress and the intricacies involved in genuine development by suggesting that perceptions can be tainted or adulterated by the illusion of being "done" or fully matured.
"Students adulterate their understanding of history by assuming they know all the important events already."

Museum visitors adulterate their appreciation of the artwork by thinking they understood the artist's intent without diving deeper.
ADULTERATE by Bugnostic August 22, 2023

fast food adultery

When you and your spouse say you are going to eat healthy together and then one of you eats fastfood in secret
It was only 2 weeks into the new year and I committed fast food adultery behind my wives back.