Adult

v. To make rational decisions accepting the consequences and responsibilities that are associated with them.

I simply cannot adult today.

by bottomdropper10 May 4, 2017

adultism

The practice that people classified as adults are superior to children in one or more ways simply because they are adults.

Many deprived children can develop serious depression from this and develop a feeling of hopelessness as well as psychotic problems.

Son: "I'm a human who has the ability to understand and evaluate, I can decide whether or not Pot is a harmful herb."

Father: "No you cant your 16, and anyway I own you you cant do that to my body."

Son: "You silly adultist."

Adultism is bad.

by Joey_T001 December 10, 2010

adulting

When a person and his/her partner get pregnant, married, and buy a house - in that order, within 6-months, and during a global pandemic

"Got into Harvard for being top 1% of my class and my parents still remind me how my brother was in the 0.01% bc he knocked up his GF with an IUD...he's just adulting way too hard"

by Cbum1898 July 20, 2021

adulter

Someone who is more maturer then the average adult and better looking

You need to grow the f**k up and start acting more Adulter.

by Mike&Bella June 20, 2015

Adult

Making decisions that your parents would have made. Sometime during college this happens.

I went to the store and willingly bought celery, which is a vegetable, therefore I am an adult.

by candytoetoetoad April 9, 2015

Adulting

When you buy a car that you cant afford.

When you invite the neighbours round and then upset all of them by just being you.

When it seems like a good idea to call in sick because you've 'had a death in the family'

When you're sat by the loo because cleaning up sick from the floor doesnt seem exciting. Plus the cleaner (your mom) ain't coming for 2 weeks.

When everyone looks 28 and that's young.

When you can afford to buy 3 for 100.

When all you wanna do is forget the day before.

Hello Ron,

No, I'm not happy about being at work for 7.15am but you know, I'm adulting.

Oh thanks Phil, yes I have an adult car as I'm adulting.

What's a #? I'm too old to know, but I'm adulting..

by Dave Did It April 14, 2021

Adulting

A word a basic white girl says when they want to say that being an adult is hard while constantly thinking social media is much more important that IRL

It's so hard sweeping a floor and is totally not a basic chore # aadulting #lifesux #givemelikesinfacebookplsss ineeditiwanttofeelnbotbasicwhilebeingbasic

by creepyawman17 January 5, 2021