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Autophilia 

1. Getting pleasure out of automobiles.

2. The act of inserting the male penis into the orifices of an automobile.

3. The act of inserting automobile parts or automobile tools, such as a wrench, into the female vagina.
1. Larry: Oh! Hey Bob, look at that piece of sexy machinery right there! (points at a yellow Volkswagen)

Bob: You autophiliac!!!

2. Billy Joe: Oh! (shoves penis into rusty tailpipe) I love you so much you dirty, dirty dirt-bike.

3. Mary: Ooooooo. Your so big Lambo!

Lambo: -no response-

Mary: Oh yah! Harder!
Autophilia by Valkaris May 4, 2010

appophiliac

A person that is obsessed with buying applications for any Apple product.
I bought 20 apps today. I think I'm an appophiliac.
appophiliac by lbarkley April 16, 2011

aphrophiliac 

some one who had a straight shot to the vaginial area with a bow and arrow and secreted mass amounts of an aqueous solution
Did you see how much au jus just came out of that aphrophiliac's vagina?
aphrophiliac by Torin February 26, 2008

androphilia 

Being attracted to people who look androgynous. Not necessarily bisexual, homosexual, or pansexual. Androphilia is not affected by gender, as long as they look androgynous.
Man 1: Man, I would make out with Cloud all day long.

Man 2: Whoa, dude, I didn't know you were gay.

Man 1: I'm not. I just love that androgynous look.

Man 2: So that's why your girlfriend looks like a guy.

Man 1: Yeah, I have serious androphilia.
androphilia by Starsound February 11, 2013

Acrophilic 

From Greek acro - meaning high, height and philic - meaning being fond of or love something or someone. Simply, a person who loves heights/peaks.
Used metaphorically in sentences such as 'he likes to reach the peaks of dancing, he is an acrophilic.' or

Or literally when describing themselves on social media platforms, such as 'Trekking Lover -Mountaineer-Adventurer-Acrophilic'.
Acrophilic by Semiotician December 11, 2018

Actrophillia 

Needing to read books or listen to music. Never being able to focus on anything without music, and liking particular kinds of books, because others just seem uninteresting.
I'm sick of actrophillia. I need my medicine.
Actrophillia by nicoisgayahahah February 11, 2019