A man who wears a speedo, tight briefs or sweatpants where his nuts are evidently on display, much to the chagrin of anyone viewing this. The nuts are usually not sizable enough to merit attention; therefore, they are sized as acorns.
by sarasplayroom.com February 22, 2009
Get the Acorn Smugglermug. The act of vigorous penile stimulation, as through vaginal or anal penetration, or aggressive masturbation.
by A. Kroeber January 12, 2008
Get the pounding acornmug. Masturbation would be so much easier if I didn't have an acorn penis.
I think penis size is passed down from generation to generation, so if I have a child, he will have an acorn penis for sure.
I would really like to wear my new speedo to the pool, but there are ladies there and I have an acorn penis.
I think penis size is passed down from generation to generation, so if I have a child, he will have an acorn penis for sure.
I would really like to wear my new speedo to the pool, but there are ladies there and I have an acorn penis.
by Magic M December 17, 2006
Get the acorn penismug. by Cb & ck February 6, 2018
Get the muddy acornmug. by Rainbowsss January 16, 2008
Get the acorn lickermug. A condition caused by panic mongering in political circles. The act of panicking the public for the purpose of pushing ahead a false agenda.
An example was first found in children's story "The Sky is Falling" Chicken Little and Henny Penny, panicked when an acorn fell on their heads. Acorn Politics is using the media and popular culture to panic the masses regarding a perceived social ill. examples: weapons of mass destruction, anthropomorphic global warming; Y2K global computer failures
by Onecanuck September 14, 2009
Get the Acorn Politicsmug. by lil clique July 14, 2010
Get the Acorn Mobmug.