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Beare's Law of Accelerating Catastrophe at Sea - BLAC

At sea a problem can accelerate into a crisis at a rate proportional to the conditions
An example of Beare's Law of Accelerating Catastrophe at Sea - BLAC.

Imagine you are at sea and sailing along nicely a few miles off the coast of Corsica. You have the Genoa poled out and are running downwind. You are single handed. You pop down below to make yourself a cup of tea. Everything is fine. All of a sudden the wind shifts and you gybe. The pole slams across the forestay bent; the genoa is backed and the pole is trapped under the sail. As the boat lurches you are scolded with coffee. You rush on deck to sea the wind picking up and the boat floundering.

You are confident you will soon bring things under control. However, the wind is gusting alarmingly. A squawl from the hills. You cannot get the whisker pole off to furl the sail. You look up and in horror you see a ship coming at you dead ahead. The wind gusts and the boat is knocked down. You slip and land hard on deck bruising your arm.

And so it accumulates as you experience Beare's Law of Accelerating Catastrophe at Sea - BLAC.
by Angus Beare December 15, 2008
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The ol' particle accelerator

The act of recieving oral, pulling out and dick slapping someone at such a high velocity, that particles in the penis collide with those in the face of the person whomst is giving oral. creating a black hole which swallows the whole universe.
"I gave me bird the ol' particle accelerator yesterday"

"How was it?"

"Good"
by Theresmilkonthecat February 15, 2017
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Accelerator

The accelerator is a sex move in which the man licks his index finger and tickles the womans anus while taking her from behind. The unexpected tingling sensation is a surprising and highly pleasurable experience for both parties.
Nic: Hey man have you tried the accelerator yet?
Andy: Yeah man i did it last night! She won't have it any other way from now on.
by pussyslayer1991 April 13, 2011
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Anunnaki Accelerationism

Anunnaki accelerationism is an Anunnakist ideology that advocates accelerating society towards an Anunnaki society, seeking to accelerate the implementation of Anunnaki values in all possible places within society, focusing mainly on culture, fashion, religion, spirituality, in philosophy, politics and technology. Anunnaki accelerationism also advocates accelerating Anunnopolitism, Anunnoculturalism, Anunnotranshumanism, Anunnaki system, and Anunnaki theocracy in order to achieve an Anunnaki society in the shortest possible time.
"Anunnaki accelerationism holds that it is possible to accelerate society towards Anunnaki society and achieve an Anunnaki society within 5-10 years."
by Full Monteirism July 20, 2021
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windows accelerator

The perfect file name for hiding something from an idiot on their desktop.
"Hey Mario! How come your windows accelerator kicks in everytime you leave the booth?? It appears to be an away message"
by beefjerkeytime! May 26, 2009
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Accelerator

When a man/woman is destined to break up with their partner and so by sleeping with them you simply accelerate the process, thus providing a useful service, you are then an accelerator.
One bloke talking to another in a pub - "My friend Samantha is just waiting to dump her annoying boyfriend so if I sleep with her this weekend then I am just acting as an accelerator"
by captain assbeard January 19, 2011
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Acceleraties

Participants in a startup accelerator. Either the startup or the entrepreneurs in an acceleration program can be referred to as 'acceleraties'.
The new acceleraties arrived to begin their program.

The accelerator made the acceleraties attend an interpersonal communications workshop.
by charlemajne December 12, 2018
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