Aster's penis

Noone's actually seen it, but legends say it's the biggest thing in the multiverse.
See Aster

"Woah, that building's almost as big as Aster's penis!"

by Asterical March 31, 2018

aster

The opposite of disaster.

Fred: My day sucks.
John: Really? I'm loving today, it's been aster.

by JSpades February 27, 2011

abstruse

adv.

difficult to comprehend

Heinrich: I find this algebraic equation very abstruse...

Jiminy: Very funny Heinrich. Our teacher went through that type of equation this whole week!

by King of Inland January 11, 2008

Amsterdam Appetizer

The sexual act of eating an elongated piece of fruit or vegetable (most commonly a banana) out of woman's vagina, popularized by the live sex shows in Amsterdam's Red Light District.

I had an Amsterdam Appetizer from a coked up stripper and it was quite tasty.

by AnotherSynonym February 15, 2009

abstract algebra

algebra on crack and shrooms

when i was in abstract algebra, i told my classmate "yo momma's so fat, she has a proper subgroup isomorphic to herself"

by wildcat08 June 30, 2006

asterisk

Symbol used online for 3 things usually.

1. Bolding or emphasizing a word where font types are unavailable.
2. A way of setting off a word that gives what you're writing a "tone" without actually leading the reader to believe that you're saying the word.
3. Making a correction to a previous mistake.

In order of the definitions of asterisk:

1. I *really* want to come over and rotate your tires.
2. *grin* If you gt what I mean.
3. *get (or get*)

by XadaTen December 28, 2013

amsterdam

Ofcourse the ignorant outsider will see Amsterdam as one of the few places in the world where prostitution and smoking pot are legal. However, the capitol of The Netherlands is one of the most beautiful cities in Europe, with a very rich tradition. The city center consists of mainly warehouses built a few hundred years ago. It was that the ships set out to explore the Americas and the far east. Nowadays, people are among the best English speakers in Europe and the city is one of the safest places I know. It's a multicultural example for the rest of the world.

Amsterdam was a thriving city when New York was a puddle of mud - and it shows.

by Rubbaduck January 28, 2004