emo bitch psycho Girl who tells shit about you, just so she can see her long-distance boyfriend that she is cheating on. Self Absorbed Emos are commonly whores, and bitch a lot about how everyone is not good enough for them. The Self Absorbed Emo is clearly emo, but will deny it until their untimely death.
"Claire told her parents I made her smoke weed so that her parents would let her go to Pheonix to see her boyfriend. I can't believe my best friend would say such shit! She is such a Self Absorbed Emo. She was talking about suicide the other day, what a weirdo."
"Word up man."
"Word up man."
by Alex Koppell December 14, 2008
Get the Self Absorbed Emomug. Noun:
1. Vagina
2. Vessel that aborbs or takes in energitic matter
Misc:
1. Often used to house deposits made in rape dollars.
1. Vagina
2. Vessel that aborbs or takes in energitic matter
Misc:
1. Often used to house deposits made in rape dollars.
I totally owe Anna for the fag she bummed me and her kinetic energy absorber is the perfect place for my rape dollar deposit.
by KillaSmooth September 8, 2006
Get the Kinetic Energy Absorbermug. Leela: Consider this. You destroy those you deem to be naughty, but many of those you destroy are, in fact, nice. Therefore, you are naughty and must destroy yourself.
Robot Santa: Nice try, but my head was built with paradox-absorbing crumple zones.
Robot Santa: Nice try, but my head was built with paradox-absorbing crumple zones.
by Bob882 December 20, 2004
Get the paradox-absorbing crumple zonesmug. When someone is in the hospital because they're fucking retarded they cut themself and they try to blame it on you, when all you've done is help.
"You my good hoe, are an over emotional self absorbed cunt bag. "
"You my good hoe, are an over emotional self absorbed cunt bag. "
by fagglepufflover69 July 18, 2016
Get the over emotional self absorbed cunt bagmug. An amazing man who makes very entertaining content but still gets unnecessary hate.
Absorber is just a funny yet very underrated guy.
Absorber is just a funny yet very underrated guy.
hey do you watch absorber yt or on Twitch or Tik tok.
-No i don't
You should he makes good content but its okay if you aren't interested i his videos
-No i don't
You should he makes good content but its okay if you aren't interested i his videos
by Clemintine-the-moth August 10, 2021
Get the absorber ytmug. by Waternerd77 April 16, 2021
Get the Absorbationmug. One who is repetitively kicked in the stomach, with subsequent gut-wrenching anxiety, while remaining upright and wearing a fake smile. AKA: the college years.
“My friends were amazed that I was one of those student shock-absorbers and lived to talk about it. I did manage to get my degree. Yay for me!” - said flatly
by Dr Isaac September 16, 2018
Get the Student Shock-Absorbermug.