A British expression, it’s used to describe something that is no good, rubbish or of poor quality. It’s a rather more polite way of saying totally shit.
by AKACroatalin July 13, 2015
An exclamation or summation of a topic or group and its condition. The current state of something in degeneracy, failure, or disappointment.
Pete: "Wow Cardi B is at the top of the billboard 100 for Hip hop"
Steve: "The absolute state of hip hop"
Steve: "The absolute state of hip hop"
by AZUBBY October 04, 2019
1. noun: Someone who is unquestionably and entirely a cunt.
2. noun: female genitalia in its entirety
2. noun: female genitalia in its entirety
by N. Oddy November 13, 2013
by TheChineseSenator November 08, 2017
A person who goes on vacations when he's several years late on a deadline then acts put upon when people call him out on it.
Also a person who lures people into his home with promises of lemony cakes only to serve them Wild Cards and miniature sex dolls.
Also a person who lures people into his home with promises of lemony cakes only to serve them Wild Cards and miniature sex dolls.
Me: Some would say that GRRM is an absolute fucker.
You: I agree with them.
Me: Hey, me too!
You: OK, it is settled then.
You: I agree with them.
Me: Hey, me too!
You: OK, it is settled then.
by Ye Olde Man Winter August 25, 2010
by BigWhomas September 29, 2018