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absofuckinlutely

currently the only word in existence that ensures the human saying it is going to achieve or attempt something, it also shows a worry or anxiety on what they are about to embark on
hey darek wanna go fight 20 guys we dont know? what just us 2 ? well yea...im drunk enough common. All right all right but im fucking your sister tmrow jus so you know, and shes prolly gonna have to lick my black eye. well man, as long as im drunk then so? we kickin ass or what? ....absofuckinlutely
by PolishSniper April 10, 2008
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absofuckinlutley

Something that you are definitely certain on and there is no way it is a mistake
by Shaun March 14, 2003
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absofuckinlutely

When something is absolutely awesome and agreed upon it's Absofuckinlutely on!
" hey man did you see that babetalking to me? and I think she's into me?"

"Dude, yes! Absofuckinlutely She's into you!"
by mistressmia January 21, 2017
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absofuckinglutely battyfied

this word is both rare and reclusive, it is rarely seen outside its natural habbitat, Stevenage aka Chav-central

the definition of this word means that someone is so homosexual, he takes part in all manor of sexual acts
guy 1: yo ma homies, you be checking steve last night?

guy 2: ah hell no! peeps round ere say that he takes it in the batty!

guy 1: Dayam! he is absofuckinglutely battyfied

this phrase should also be used before you die
such as...

guy about to be eaten by a fuck load of lions: ah fuck! this is so absofuckinglutely battyfied!
by michael 123 January 15, 2008
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Absofuckinglutely

A word from two ROOTS with "fucking" for emphasis: (1) Absinth (2) Absolute Vodka.

Absofuckinglutely is used as an overlay emphatic affirmative statement, celebrated by drinking either Absinth or Absolute. For use cases of highest emphasis, the word's center may be acted out, often after an excess of end-point celebrations.
Q: Hey... it's been a rough year -- time for libations yet? A: ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY!
by RedRobish February 22, 2021
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absofuckinglutely

i wabsofuckinglutely will
by kdekdkrj February 9, 2021
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Absofuckinlutly

A for sure thang. Absolute, gonna happen
She saysmay I sit in ur lap”. He says “absofuckinlutly”!
by Cat Frazier October 7, 2021
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