Blue-Absinthe

This is a triple shot, done in punishment for a friend member announcing his engagement to another person. It contains 2 parts Blue Aftershock, and one part Absinthe.

Friend 1 "I'm Getting Married!"

Friend 2 "You Gotta do the Blue-Absinthe!"

Friend 1 "S**t!"

by Barry Hague April 6, 2006

absinthe

Contrary to popular beleif, absinthe is a strong alcoholic beverage that WILL NOT make you hallucinate or see faries. due to its high alcohol % it will just fuck you up and get you really drunk. most people have never had absinthe make posts on UD cuz they saw euro trip.

dude 1: "hey maaann i heard that absinthe will make you trip.."
dude 2:"thats cuz your a skeevey cunt who smokes black cock"

by Xndr August 10, 2006

Absinthe

High alcohol volume. Very high. 85%. A mouthful is about 4 beers' worth. Has a strong liquorice taste and smell, but you don't taste it if you drink it straight.

REALLY warms you up.

"Mate, check look at the back of the bottle- 'VERY high alcohol volume. Do NOT drink neat'"
"Uhh, I just drank 3 mouthfuls... Absinthe is the Elixcer of God..."

by Ziggy-Stardust May 24, 2008

Absent

Incorrect spelling/reference to "absinthe," a distilled, highly-alcoholic beverage.

Idiot: I went on Urban Dictionary to define this crazy drink I had last night called "absent."

Idiot's friend: Dude, you mean "absinthe."

Idiot: I do?

by SpellingPoliceEU March 3, 2009

Absent

1. My will to live

2. James Charles’ career

3. Hoe Hoe Siwa’s hairline
4. Danielle Cohn’s clothes
5. Dora’s fucking eyes; bitch don’t ask me if I see your map turn your sorry ass around and look for it yourself

I searched YouTube for a good Jacob Sagittarius music video but I just saw an absent screen

I stared absently at this bitch Karen who said that she doesn’t like The Office. Ya dumb whore.

by UrAFakeSnake July 15, 2019

absinthe eyes

Red, swollen eyes in which the blood vessels have burst after vomitting wretchedly from the consumption of too much 68% Absinthe. This happened to me 3 weeks ago and my eyes still look like they've been beaten with a stick.

"Jesus! Were you in a major motorway pile up?"
"No, mate. Over indulged in the Absinthe last night and ended up with Absinthe eyes."
"Neat?"
"Oh yes."

by Jim Beans January 7, 2008

absinthe

A drink that makes you dance like a prick... and sing Rolling Stones songs really badly. I recommend it.

That dude wanted to punch you for singing Angie so badly.

by the sexy monkey January 4, 2006