A person not online as often as they had been, particularly in the daytime. Absent from chat sites or messenger programs like Yahoo or Skype or Facebook or Stickam.
by conibonjovi October 12, 2009
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Matthew: I thought you were over Terrry?
Sam: I haven’t seen him in a month, and you know what they say, absence makes the dick grow harder.
Sam: I haven’t seen him in a month, and you know what they say, absence makes the dick grow harder.
by Trainyardtrash June 2, 2019
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The intense feeling of longing one feels for an online freind, or an individual they have never physically met.
by Peeley November 24, 2016
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Girl: BEN! BEN! BEN! BEN!
Me (later): Yeah dude, she was calling my name like a teacher would an absent student
Friend: Like a roll call or Absent Student?
Girl: BEN! BEN! BEN! BEN!
Me (later): Yeah dude, she was calling my name like a teacher would an absent student
Friend: Like a roll call or Absent Student?
by tittycitymayor February 25, 2014
Get the Roll Call or Absent Student mug.just cus theres no evidence there of something doesnt exist doesnt mean theres no evidence that something is not there
coppa1:this Seriel killer didnt leave and clues!
coppa2:the absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence
coppa1:wat the fuck that mean man
coppa2just cus theres no evidence there of something doesnt exist doesnt mean theres no evidence that something is not there
coppa2:the absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence
coppa1:wat the fuck that mean man
coppa2just cus theres no evidence there of something doesnt exist doesnt mean theres no evidence that something is not there
by kayo2themic October 15, 2009
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1. Instance in which everyone around you is in a relationship and you are single.
2. Instance in which you are in a relationship and everyone around you is single
1. Instance in which everyone around you is in a relationship and you are single.
2. Instance in which you are in a relationship and everyone around you is single
Person A: "Dude, everyone else is going out on dates."
Person B: "It's relationship-absence syndrome, man. Get over it."
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Person A: "No one else wants to go on a date with me and my girl!"
Person B: "Everyone else is suffering from relationship-absence syndrome..."
Person B: "It's relationship-absence syndrome, man. Get over it."
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Person A: "No one else wants to go on a date with me and my girl!"
Person B: "Everyone else is suffering from relationship-absence syndrome..."
by Olive Nick April 18, 2011
Get the relationship-absence syndrome mug.Gamer Absence can have many meanings. The most common of which is when yah homie Joshua can’t get on discord cuz he’s gotta do the laundry. Another meaning of which is when the gamer is caught in a game and can’t go outside to the dinner table just yet. Gamer absence is only to be referred to in the first situation however. The second is just your mom yelling at you to get off the computer/Xbox/PS4/Nintendo/etc
Zack: I have bad news men, Andrew is walking the dog right now, we are in a state of gamer Absence. Let us pray for our brother.
by Nefmaster22 November 13, 2019
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