abs

abbreviation for Asshole Behavior Scale. Logarithmic scale from 1 to 10 used to measure how much of an asshole someone is being. Similar to the Richter scale for earthquakes with each whole number representing intensity 10 times greater than the next lower number

Someone crashes into your car and is flipping out at you, you reply...
"Dude, on an abs you're a 9"

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

Abs

The only thing that girls really want

Mmmmmmm I can’t wait to suck some juicy abs

by Smoldicboi November 17, 2018

ABS

instead of LGBTQ... we can now use ABS. Anyone but stright. Meaning, everyone but straight people are allowed in their " posse"

-LGBTQ!!!
- you mean ABS... anyone but straight

- oh yeah!

by The tip of my nut sack January 19, 2017

ABS

ABS other wise standing for "Accidental Butt Sex."

When you have to lights off and you are just going full speed, it tends to pop out and make a wrong turn, that is known as ABS, Accidental Butt Sex. It happens to most.

by El Sambre February 16, 2009

ABS

Acronym standing for, "Against Blacks Society."
Some racist cult formed in the 80's

"I think that the ABS are racist pigs."

by Gohn Gardenza June 12, 2007

Abs

Shortened slang term for "Absinthe", a hallucinogenic, Balz(TM) tripping alcoholic beverage.

Hey bartender, bring me another Abs!

by Jack Batemaster January 7, 2004

ABS

1. A girl with a nice booty.

2. The acronym for Ample Booty Sista.

"Damn, that girl has some ABS!"

~Tagman77

by Tagman77 September 30, 2006