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abomineering

the act of creating an abomination of engineering design, the product of which generally exhibits grotesquely questionable planning and/or functionality. Often these "solutions" are engineered to solve nonexistent problems.

i.e. something that would make macgyver cringe.
check out this Tiddy Bear I just bought to reduce the seatbelt pressure on my sternum!

wow. that is a feat of abomineering.

see also:
thereifixedit.com
by parity September 16, 2009
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Abolish It

sound like "a ball of shit" when said fastly. try it.
Valentines days is stupid. Lets just abolish it!
by K. The Panda May 1, 2011
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Ablick

When, in a venue wherein considerable amounts of alcohol e.g. Jack and Coke are being consumed, a man who's been working for a long time on his abs has them licked like an ice cream cone. In some cases, this may be followed by other creative or classic uses of the tongue, on other parts of the body.
After ablicking me, she said it tasted like pistachio ice cream.
by Marcus Van Fanderham September 13, 2009
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Abolshex

A very sexual person who is consistently trying to get women through using his mad skills on whatsapp
"He slid into my DM's, such an Abolshex"
by menruleforever May 15, 2019
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Abelia

Abelia is a super swag chick. She is innocent but very yee yee. She likes memes.
Person 1: omg it’s Abelia!
Person 2: oh yeah she’s pretty swag. Yee yee. She’s kinda dripping in Kmart clothes.#RejectShopApparel
by mcscuseme May 29, 2019
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Soulless abomination from the nethervoid

A dark horrid creature from the darkest abyss of hell, usually began their life being baptized in a sea of holy fire. These dark creatures walk our earth feasting on the dicks of the deceased, and on rare occasions living as well.

Little is known about them, they have been known to disguise themselves as 14-18 year old African-american/italian mixed male.
Josh: "Hey johnny wanna go hang out with mike?"

Johnny: "Hell no! Didn't you hear? He's a soulless abomination from the nethervoid

Josh: "Oh no! Hide your dick!
by catshitminkeywhoreloljk October 23, 2011
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United Abominations

1. A Megadeth album
2. A Megadeth song

(1) United Abominations is the 11th studio album from heavy metal group Megadeth. United Abominations is conisdered the best album of 2007. It is truly a masterpiece already has some legendary songs. The songs in the album are heavy, fast, and thrashy. The album also contained a remake of "A Tout Le Mode" with "A Tout Le Mode (Set Me Free)" which featured Lacuna Coil singer (and sexy) Cristina Scabbia. The album artwork features Vic Rattlehead in a make over.

The best songs are

"Washington Is Next!"
"Gears of War"
"United Abominations"
"Play For Blood"
"Sleepwalkers"
"À Tout le Monde (Set Me Free)"
"Never Walk Alone... A Call To Arms"

Despite the greatness of the band, the radio, Grammy's, and mainstream America ignored the album and Megadeth once again. They (media) instead publicized Paramore (singer needs a dynamite in her mouth to go boom), Jimmy Eat World (Jimmy! Eat bullets!), My Crappy Romance (Lack Parade sucked), Kelly Clarkson (overated), Carrie Underwood (Before she sings), Taking Lack Sunday, Avril Lavigne (needs to shut her mouth), and Foul Out Boy.

However, United Abominations peaked at #8 on the charts thanks to fans and Gigantour. Megadeth shows what rock is all about! So, I suggest listening to it.

(2) A song from Megadeth, where the lyrics slams the United Nations. The song is slow, but then goes fast.
(1) Tom: Hey! I think MCR's "Black Parade" is the greatest album of all time!

Sleazy Guy: Uh, you said the same thing about Kelly Clarkson's new album.

Tom: So!

Sleazy Guy: Then, you said the same thing when Foul Out Boy release the crappy album.

Tom: Oh, ok, let me hear your best album, Mr. I think

Sleazy Guy *slaps Tom*: shut up and listen

"Sleepwalkers" play

Tom: This is too good! Wow, this guy is talented! Wow, those other bands I love are emberassing!

Sleazy Guy: I know, my suggestion is line them up against the wall and execute!

Tom: what's the name of this album?

Sleazy Guy: United Abominations (1) (2)!
by Sleez Boy April 7, 2008
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