B.A.B.S

acronym for broke ass bastard syndrome, a disease that comes with not having a job, or just spending all your money on useless shit. this disease can only be remedied by having an awesome sugar momma (or poppa) who buys stuff for you all the time (preferably an old one, so they can die and bequeath you their money)

Anna Nicole Smith had B.A.B.S. this is her testimonial:

"After i got too fat to be in playboy, my B.A.B.S really started acting up. i knew i needed a rich old sugar daddy as fast as possible. and i got one! now my B.A.B.S is cured and i have enough money to live for a long time!!"

(irony)

by Joshua Jean December 24, 2008

A.B.S

Ass, Boobs, and Skin. The three most important physical features of a female's body.
Ass=The joining of the legs at ones mid section creating a wide double cheeked rump for dudes to hover over.
Boobs=The female organs used to feed nursing infants and get a guy's atention.
Skin=The protective outer layer of the human body.

Guy:DUDE!!, did you see stacie's A.B.S?
Other Guy:Yeah, man her shit is tight!!

by Justin Niles May 27, 2005

D.A.B.D.B.S.W.B.D.

Double anal balls deep butt sex with black dudes. A definite 10 on the gay scale.

Even that super gay can't handle the D.A.B.D.B.S.W.B.D.

by Jack the Vagina Ripper July 24, 2010

R.A.B.S

an acronym meaning Raging Anal Butt Sex.

other acryonyms include C.R.A.B.S-Crazy raging Anal Butt sex.

S.C.R.A.B.S-Super Crazy Raging Anal Butt Sex

P .S.C.R.A.B.S- painful Super Crazy Raging Anal Butt Sex

dude i just had some r.a.b.s with my bitch yesterday, it was the shit.

by Arab metamorphisis May 24, 2008

a.b.s

After Beer Shit. The mighty beast that is produced the morning after a heavy night drinking. Usually offensive to all within a 5 mile radius.

Dude i just had my a.b.s, i'd give it five minutes if i were you!

by slaveboy August 21, 2006

a.b.s

Anorexic Beer Slut, super skinny girls always looking for free booze with which to intoxicate themselves to a terrible degree, bringing out the need for them to try to hook up with everything that's moving

'Dude Dan watch out for Anna, I hear she's a real a.b.s, don't let her near the brew and if she gets her hands on some run for cover.'

by Jared September 1, 2008

S.A.B.(Satan At Beecroft)

One of the most necrotic, foul and depraved organizations ever to have been created. This organization, starting out in the deceptively quiet suburb of Beecroft, has a 20 year history, as of 2007. The tenets of S.A.B. or Satan At Beecroft include brutality to an extreme degree, hate, metal music appreciation and reviewing, good food, and various social experiences including going to metal concerts.
The members of the organization are called 'SABites', 'SABanists' and are commonly described as 'SABtanic'.

1. I love that place S.A.B.(Satan At Beecroft) I'm going next week.
2. Get fucked.
3. S.A.B.(Satan At Beecroft) is brutal. You are not. Come. Become brutal.
4. mm.. Wormed.

by Anaal Nath. October 1, 2007