1 a.m. explanation

When you go to someone's house and demand restitution for how they wronged you.

If somebody crosses you, you gonna go to them for a 1 a.m. explanation.

by kris10haley December 05, 2016

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erect as a 5 a.m. penis

adj. Describing something that is very straight or stiff, or someone standing that way.

Tennis instructor: "Evan, you have to bend your knees on that shot!"
Evan: "What, I'm not getting down low enough?"
Tennis instructor: "Low enough? You're as erect as a 5 a.m. penis."

by stockman09 November 19, 2010

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3 a.m. Wake Up Call

When your girl wakes you up from a deep sleep by grinding her pussy on your thigh and hip. This results in almost instant rigidity and you roll over and give her the smashing she's aching for.

You look tired braaaaahh. Feel ok?
Feel great broohhhh. Just the lingering effects of a 3 a.m. Wake Up Call.

by Eaton Holgoode November 17, 2015

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3 a.m. Lil Pump Phone Summoning

At 3 am if you say "summon rapper lil pump" at three a.m. your phone will go off and say lil pump. it only stays up for a few seconds after answering and hanging up will waste his time and he will never call again.do not attemp to text or something really bad will happen.

hey dude don't do the 3 a.m. Lil Pump Phone Summoning or you will die

by John f Deliberate March 10, 2019

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A.M.E.

A branch of Methodists formed by Richard Allen a few years after the Revolutionary War. White methodists no longer wanted to share a church with black Methodists, so we made our own church. A.M.E. stands for African Methodist Episcopalion (or however that's spelled)

My daddy is an A.M.E. pastor at Mother Bethel the first A.M.E. church in the world. It is big and pretty.

by candymountaincharlie June 22, 2010

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