1 a.m. explanation

When you go to someone's house and demand restitution for how they wronged you.

If somebody crosses you, you gonna go to them for a 1 a.m. explanation.

by kris10haley December 5, 2016

erect as a 5 a.m. penis

adj. Describing something that is very straight or stiff, or someone standing that way.

Tennis instructor: "Evan, you have to bend your knees on that shot!"
Evan: "What, I'm not getting down low enough?"
Tennis instructor: "Low enough? You're as erect as a 5 a.m. penis."

by stockman09 November 22, 2010

3 a.m. Wake Up Call

When your girl wakes you up from a deep sleep by grinding her pussy on your thigh and hip. This results in almost instant rigidity and you roll over and give her the smashing she's aching for.

You look tired braaaaahh. Feel ok?
Feel great broohhhh. Just the lingering effects of a 3 a.m. Wake Up Call.

by Eaton Holgoode January 22, 2016

3 a.m. Lil Pump Phone Summoning

At 3 am if you say "summon rapper lil pump" at three a.m. your phone will go off and say lil pump. it only stays up for a few seconds after answering and hanging up will waste his time and he will never call again.do not attemp to text or something really bad will happen.

hey dude don't do the 3 a.m. Lil Pump Phone Summoning or you will die

by John f Deliberate March 9, 2019

A.M.E.

A branch of Methodists formed by Richard Allen a few years after the Revolutionary War. White methodists no longer wanted to share a church with black Methodists, so we made our own church. A.M.E. stands for African Methodist Episcopalion (or however that's spelled)

My daddy is an A.M.E. pastor at Mother Bethel the first A.M.E. church in the world. It is big and pretty.

by candymountaincharlie June 24, 2010

3 A.M. Thirst

When the Devil throat fucks you so hard while you sleep, your throat turns into the Sahara Desert.

"Man last night I had the biggest 3 A.M. Thirst"

by ThatOneFahgot May 3, 2021

3 A.M.

When a "straight man" takes cock imbetween his ashy ass cheeks with his "heterosexual straight" best mate and talks down on women and theirs looks when they are the bottom of the bullerman triangle,still a virgin via genitals sensitive when they are getting put in their place and are also cumsluts for their "homies".

( Preferably black men)

You're the reason for the statement 3 A.M.

by Andrea Tate August 26, 2022