Taco in a bag

A warm tortilla, slightly mushy, filled with meat, cheese, and shit. It is placed in a bag and masked with "taco odors" to confuse any possible consumer of such disgusting smegma and turtle shit in a bag. Often sold at schools, because no one else in their right mind would actually buy this shit. Possible uses: fertilizer, laxitive, or a blunt weapon.

I took a bite of this taco in a bag, it tastes like shit. Want it?

Okay...it smells alright...OH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK MAN?!! THIS IS DISGUSTING! Aww, sick, flowers are growing in my mouth.

by Kevin Costner January 19, 2004

Super mega awesome to the power of pie divided by taco with a cherry on top with your mom

It's when you're mom gets boned some awesomeley with pies and tacos so explodes.

Billy: Hey Tom did you hear what I did last night?
Tom: What did you do?
Billy: I did Super mega awesome to the power of pie divided by taco with a cherry on top with your mom with your mom.

by Piekin August 3, 2011

TACO IN A BAG

when eating a chick out, placing seran wrap over the vagina so the taste isnt as bad

She had a horrible tasting pussy, so i gave her a taco in a bag so i could stand it

by Kavy August 19, 2006

TACO IN A BAG

tacos in a bag. mushy. cheesy. beefy

boy: Want a taco in a bag?
boy 2: no thank you i just had my taco in a bag.

by whitexasian July 24, 2006

A_very_tired_taco_kinnie

A person who is very tired, and also kins taco from inanimate insanity.

"Did you see A_very_tired_taco_kinnie's new TikTok video?"

by Cosmo0o0o April 24, 2022

a little bit too much cheese on the taco

suffering from thrush or other vaginal yeast/bacterial infections

Doctor: What symptoms have you got?
Woman: Well, I've got a little bit too much cheese on the taco...

by BobSallas May 3, 2005

can i take a bite out of your taco?

Internet lingo for "can I have your number", often used on myspace. CITABOOYT for short.

Creeper: hey, Kristen, can I take a bite out of your taco?

Kristen: ewww no you creeper!

by ilovesramen May 11, 2009