tossing a salad

to eat a persons asshole with jelly or syrup. can be prior to or following anal sex.

tony tossed ryans salad, and his girl friend video taped.

by ell January 3, 2004

Lifes a salad and ima toss it

Controlling life

I control how much life i give to something or somone... Lifes a salad and ima toss it

by Swagg Daddy September 26, 2011

Go eat a salad

The phrase you say to a fat kid who eats shit everyday.

Hey fat fuck go eat a salad

by LocalFatKid October 27, 2020

is cereal a salad

When you want to be healthy, and make proper decisions go with a healthy salad, with a bit of sugar! Cereal is small like a salad and fits in a bowl, and if you want some dressing go with some nice refreshing milk!!!

Is cereal a salad?,Yes! Yes cereal is a salad!

by Josmeg17 September 21, 2017

Death Of A Salesman

A book you might have to read in school that shows once again, why focus on grammar and spelling, when we can read about plays. A father that was a bad parent and was trying to realise why his favorite son failed in life. Cheated on his wife, and in the end commited suicide(FINALLY ENDING THE BOOK).

Death of a Salesman shows the flaws in the school curriculum. Grammar is not important. Knowing about plays made in the 1940s is.

by whuh? November 14, 2004

R.A Salvatore

R.A. Salvatore is one of the greatest fantasy authors ever known. He wrote the Drizzt Do'Urden series which contained, The Dark Elf Trilogy, The Icewind Dale Trilogy, The Legacy of the Drow Series, Paths of Darkness series and many more.

All of those stories were about Drizzt Do'Urden, a renegade dark elf ranger.

R.A Salvatore wrote Homeland, the first story about legendary Drizzt Do'Urden!

by Zaknafien Do'Urden March 23, 2008

a salamanders ballsack

The username of the SECOND most coolest person on discord next to comparedtub. A salamanders ballsack is superior to you in every single way possible, he is THE perfect human. He is better at you that everything you can think of, as he is the (discord) All-Father. Never start an argument with him as he won’t stop arguing until you literally kill yourself because the all father can get into your brain and make you do and say things you don’t want to do. If you make him angry he will use his magick to cause you to spontaneously combust. He has technology far ahead of the time and will use it to easily locate your exact geological location and will send a (non lethal) bomb to your house that explodes penis shaped glitter and super glue everywhere that sticks tiny pink penis’s to everything. He did it to me twice.

Worship, or perish.

1: Have you ever met a salamanders ballsack?

2: oh you mean the all-father, yes I have worshipped our master.

1: Why did the discord all-father pick that as his username?

2: I think it has something to do with the fact that salamanders don’t actually have ballsacks, but we may never know how the all-father thinks.

by naked monke April 17, 2021