Up and Down Like a Merry-Go-Round

To engage in marital relations with your significant other while moving up and down in a smooth, fluid motion as if riding the merry-go-round at a local theme park or carnival. Usually performed by red-headed men over 50 with crooked clam hammers.

Rawd: Wow, Emil. What's with the big smile??

Emil: Guess!!!!

Rawd: Ummmm..you discovered a cure for E-BOAL-EYE??

Emil: Nope!!!!

Rawd: Hmmmm..you finally got to visit the Book SUPPOSITORY???

Emil: Nope!!! Come on Rawd, you know why!!

Rawd: No I don't!! What is it!!

Emil: OK!! I'm happy because I went Up and Down Like a Merry-Go-Round last night!!!!!!

Rawd: That's fantastic. Congratulations!!

by Willis Kwok January 10, 2017

You Spin Me Round (Like a Record)

Dead or Alive's dizzying disco-pop hit from their 1984 album Youthquake.

Sampled in Flo Ripoff - err... Flo Rida's Right Round.

Lyrics:
If I
I get to know your name
Well I
Could trace your private number, baby
All I know is that to me
You look like you're lots of fun
Open up your loving arms
I want some well I (want some)
I set my sights on you
And no one else will do
And I
Just got to have my way now baby
All I know is that to me
You look like you're having fun
Open up your loving arms
Watch out, here I come!!

You spin me right round, baby right round
Like a record, baby
Right round, round, round
You spin me right round, baby right round
Like a record, baby
Right round, round, round

I
I got to be your friend now, baby
And I
Would like to move in just a little bit closer
All I know is that to me
You look like your lots of fun
Open up your loving arms
Watch out, here I come!!

You spin me right round, baby right round
Like a record, baby
Right round, round, round
You spin me right round, baby right round
Like a record, baby
Right round, round, round

I want your love
I want your love

You look like your lots of fun
Open up your loving arms
Watch out, here I come!!

You spin me right round, baby right round
Like a record, baby
Right round, round, round
You spin me right round, baby right round
Like a record, baby
Right round, round, round
You spin me right round, baby right round
Like a record, baby
Right round, round, round
(I want your love)
You spin me right round, baby right round
Like a record, baby
Right round, round, round
You spin me right round, baby right round
Like a record, baby
Right round, round, round
(I need your love)
You spin me right round, baby right round
Like a record, baby
Right round, round, round
You spin me right round, baby right round
Like a record, baby
Right round, round, round

You Spin Me RoundYou Spin Me Round (Like a Record)1984YouthquakeDead or AlivePete Burns

by Nukleopatra July 19, 2009

saw that coming like a fat man round the corner

Blatently obvious. If a fat person tries to sneak round a corner they will be seen, as their belly will protrude first and give them away. Hence if something can be seen a mile off, or is really obvious, it can be 'seen coming like a fat man round the corner'

Phil: 'Hey, did you hear Janice was fired?'
Butch: 'Yeah, I saw that coming like a fat man round the corner!"

by Jamie Douglas August 26, 2006

"Is there a bowl going 'round?"

to question or not whether a bowl containing marijuana is being passed around; innocent inquiry

"Is there a bowl going 'round?"
"Yea - Dan's filling it now!"

by KurtzWurtz April 12, 2007

round as a pound

colloquial saying establishing the round shape of an object in comparison to the shape of the British pound coin.

That orange is as round as a pound.

by 4321definitions March 28, 2017

Riding round in a rover

The first sentence to the rap "Riding Round in a Rova"

Riding round in a rover, If I see opps and it's over, I'll send man straight to Jehova when I take shots like M. Sharapova.

by Bluebomb716 January 23, 2023

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by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025