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two shakes of a lamb's tail

Quickly. The phrase is similar to "Before you can (insert action here)"
"I'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail."
by Lezard Valeth September 1, 2003
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Down in two shakes of a lamb's tail

A phrase used for saying that you'll be very soon or very quick.
"Go make yourself a drink and i'll be down in two shakes of a lamb's tail" said Mia to Vincent on the intercom in the movie Pulp Fiction.
by 99Ninety December 10, 2021
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Dismemberment of a lamb

A porno film starring John and Lorena Bobbitt, based on silence of the lambs.
Dismemberment of a lamb combined a porno and a horror film, but it wasn't really scary or funny, it also wasn't a serious movie. It was just a guy getting partly butchered on camera, no more, no less.
by Solid Mantis October 19, 2020
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a lame

A lame is when you stuff 3-4 golf balls in a condom, then fill it with water, tie it off, and put it in the freezer. You use a lame by fucking your girl with it like a regular dildo. She will like the cold from the ice, then as the ice melts she will enjoy the texture of the golf balls. This was created by eskimos.
Shaney I hear you like to fuck your girlfriend with a lames that you had made in your igloo. She is a chubby whale of a muk, and also a squirter, right?

Yeah, using a lame means that she doesnt feel as bad about ruining all of the clean sheets since the melted ice would make a mess of it's own. In shaktoolik there aren't a lot of other options for young lesbians.
by Agutuk March 6, 2009
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might as well be hung for a sheep as for a lamb

Expression used in resentment as a reason for doing something deemed unethical when one knows one is going to be accused of doing that thing anyway, particularly when there is much to be gained by doing it.
They are going to accuse me of doing nothing and/or of working and drawing the dole at the same time, so I might as well be hung for a sheep as for a lamb.
by Fearman December 28, 2007
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A Lamb Sandwich

Where you have sex in the bathroom of a restaurant.
Hey, when I'm in town you want to go get A Lamb Sandwich
by Jack Steel May 22, 2009
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two shakes of a lamb's tail

The act of doing something fast or in a quick manner. 'Two shakes of a lamb's tail' is a phrase usually used at cheap hic resturants or your nearest Circut City.
Waiter: "Yes, sir! I'll get those 7 A1 Imported steaks, 4 baby back ribs, 2 side orders of caeser salads including 1000 Island Dressing with extra olives and the tall Black Russian, in two shakes of a lamb's tail!"

Circut City Employee: "Some wires? I'll get that for you in two shakes of a lamb's tail!"
by Phatal August 30, 2003
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