Sitting here like a spring chicken 

A very bored person who is horribly unshowered, uncouth, irreverent and has cheeto stained fingers. Aka. The worst type of person.

I'm just sitting here like a spring chicken, waiting for the dragonfruit i ordered online.

Sitting here like a spring chicken by MastaTDawg October 11, 2012

You're more chicken than a club sandwich! 

A phrase used during verbal fights in an attempt to offend the opponent. Used commonly by the camp.

Like, You're more chicken than a club sandwich!

You're more chicken than a club sandwich! by Tom May 2, 2003

that's a lot of chickens 

what kids say when they see ducks at 10pm

"that's a lotta chickennns"

"ducks mate ducks
nah that's a lot of chickens!!!!

that's a lot of chickens by I'm a doctor97 October 15, 2018

Whacking the chicken with a wooden spoon 

Term used by women to hide the fact that they are masturbating instead of cooking dinner for their kids.

Kid: Mom! I'm hungry!
Mom: It'll be ready soon. I'm whacking the chicken with a wooden spoon.

Whacking the chicken with a wooden spoon by Thoxis October 27, 2018

The chicken is a tit sucker 

Someone that is completely CRAZY, but tries to be normal by dressing their baby up in a chicken outfit and breastfeeding at the baseball park.

She gave birth to a chicken. The chicken is a tit sucker.

The chicken is a tit sucker by Lacy Bracy October 26, 2017

Shit A Fucking Brick And Chicken

1. Something to say instead of "Shit!" when you mess up or fuck up. It sounds cooler.
2. You could always add I will to the beggining.... And then people think you're crazy
3. Something to say when in complete and utter disbelief
4. a way to express how mad you are or someone would be (So very mad)

1. Person stubbs toe, "Shit a fucking brick and chicken!"
2. Tonight I will shit a fucking brick and chicken.
3. Shit a fucking brick and chicken, Owen's dating HER!?!?
4. If I don't get this done, my mom will shit a fucking brick and chicken..

Shit A Fucking Brick And Chicken by TRINNY BITCH September 10, 2011

chickens are better than a person in my cohort's opinion on chickens 

Chickens are the greatest source of food and happiness. I have 2 chickens and made a coop for them. Once they were making there way into the coop they were falsely accused of pooping on eachother, Mr. Bacon would never do such thing to Ms. Pancake. I just want to make it clear they are good animals

chickens are better than a person in my cohort's opinion on chickens.

chickens are better than a person in my cohort's opinion on chickens by Chicken Man is built different November 17, 2020