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read a book

Sleeping. This is derived from the groggy state one is in while reading a book, which sometimes sounds like they are sleeping when they answer the phone.
*Lance calls Seth*
Seth: ...hello
Lance: Man are you about to read a book!?!
Seth: ...yep
Lance: Go back to sleep.
by s1337 September 19, 2009
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A very viral challenge where you pretended to do something and basically say sike, I'm not. It's honelsty very stupid.
*pretends to Cut hair*

Wait. Did you really think I was going to cut my hair?

Well, your wrong.

Don't judge a book by its cover.
by Sophomore at BHS October 21, 2017
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read-a-book-itis

(n.) a serious disease where inflamation occurs in certain parts of the brain which causes people to read books or have the idea.
Due to a professor's teachings, I have become infected with read-a-book-itis
by anonymous_two November 5, 2008
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grabin a book

As expressed in the film "Mr Turner", Grabin' a book refers to sexual intercourse.

You often do this by walking up to someone in front of a book shelf and pretend to reach a book above their head. Do not let them move out of the way. Then you wrap your arms around them and so forth.
Also refers to either Grabin a pu*sy or F**king a pus*y
*Do not attempt this action in a Library*
"Hey, Did you see George back there at the book shelf with that lady? He was grabin a book!
by StEv097 March 18, 2015
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Read a book

1. A classic method to gain knowledge or to kill time.
2. A phrase pseudo-intellectuals use to make opponent's arguments invalid.
1. Old person: "I have too much of free time. I'll better read a book."

2. Joe: "Earth is round."

Some Dork: "OMG U R SO STUPID! ITS F-L-A-T!!! READ A BOOK!"
by ThuckFis9 December 7, 2017
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Publishing a book

Where a person takes ages to respond back to you, or you see “____ is typing...” for 8 years.
by AlluringAurora July 7, 2018
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Reading a Book

The blissful enjoyment of heading south on your partner.
Broo, last night I went out to Dubs and met the coolest girl. Hours later, we went back to her cozy apartment and I found myself Reading a Book.
by FeldyG123 October 5, 2023
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