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Beat a Michael day

People with the name Mike/michael/micheal/defined Mike are clones of the lizard man and should be eliminated but they are only weak at a certain day which is 1st December also they are very horny in these day so watch out

Yo are you ready for the beat a Michael day?
Yes we need to eliminate Michael before more of them spawn
by Brushbruh November 29, 2021
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threw you a michael jordan

When the plug gives you 2.3g for 20 bucks.
White dude: Hey man can I pick up a dub?
*Hands 20 dollars
Plug: Thanks dude I threw you a Michael Jordan!
White guy: Sweet!
by trut11 April 23, 2018
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to pull a Michael

not being able to choose between many options and therefore doing them all
by skyAki August 18, 2020
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a michael hutchins

this refers to the dead IN-XS lead singer, who died wanking on the loo. he got too frisky with an asphyxy wank and perished.

can be used literally for someone who also practises this and takes it too far eg. example1

can be used as a term for anyone who does anything and takes it a bit too far eg. example 2
example 1.
'you hear bout davey?'
'yeh, caught wanking whilst hangin himself'
'thats a michael hutchins right here'

example 2
'for gods sake...i said you could like my ass, not stick a wine bottle up it!'
'sorry'
'its always a michael hutchins with you isnt it?'
by Dantera Quinn September 17, 2007
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Pulling a Michael

To over react to the extreme physically, to throw yourself into or onto something when someone touches you
Mom put her hand out to block the child from running away, when her hand touched him, he threw himself backwards into the door and rolled across the floor, pulling a Michael.
by funnysister July 10, 2010
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A Michael Balogh

When youve eaten so much Taco bell red tacos that you shcrap red poops
i had a michael balogh yesterday because i ate alot at Taco Bell
by skatemikew February 27, 2010
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Pulling a Michael Phelps

The most difficult sexual move to perform. Here is how it is done.

At the end of your swimming training, wait for others to leave the pool. Then tell your smoking hot horny-ass girlfriend to wait for you at the other end of 50 meter swimming pool.

You then get ready at the other end and at her signal start to swim as fast as you can. When you reach her, you have to fuck her as hard as you can for only 15 seconds. The time must be timed by official unbiased timekeeper When the time is up, you have to swim all the way to where you started and then back to her again. You must not break the time limit of 15 seconds. If this happens you will receive 2 extra laps for every 5 seconds over allowed time limit.

The faster you swim, the less time will pass between fucking sessions and gives you better chances of maintaining erect penis. You may also feel intense rush of testosterone which you should take to your advantage.

A blowjob can also be performed by your girlfriend, but she may not use goggles or any breathing equipment thus making oral sex much more challenging.

If you reach orgasm by following the rules but without use of performance-enhancing drugs, your girlfriend will award you with 8 gold medals and thus you will be achieving a Michael Phelps
Yesterday, when everybody finished swimming, I called my hot horny girlfriend and totally succeeded Pulling a Michael Phelps on her. Damn it was so hard!
by Team_Michael-Phelps February 27, 2011
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