It was a joke i swear to god

What you type into your web browser after you type in something sketchy into your web browser. You type it to make sure the FBI doesn't get you. I promise it was a joke.

I pulled a " It was a joke I swear to God".

by FroggerJGWentWorth June 8, 2017

It was just a joke

Definition #1:

An excuse one will say after committing regrettable action.

Definition #2:

An explanation given by the accused when they are faced with severe consequences.

Example #1

A kid on a chatroom joked about blowing up a daycare. A week later, police storm his house and arrest him. When questioned why during interrogation, he said: "It was just a joke" and then he was sentenced to three years in prison.

Example #2

A drunk news anchor accidently says "nigger" during a leaked sex tape. When questioned by the public why did he say it, the anchor replied "it was just a joke" and was promptly fired from his job.

by Bankrupt_Spetsnaz September 15, 2017

ur a joke

ur a joke describes someone when they are being/doing something dumb.

"Camille ur a joke"

"Ur a joke for thinking she'd believe that"

by ken joe April 20, 2019

Broke as a joke

Figure of speech used when you are too broke to pay for something

Jim: Yo can you get dinner, I got it last time
John: Sorry, I'm broke as a joke

by John Kennington February 8, 2021

You are a joke

'You are a joke' is a phrase used by someone who believes you to be inferior to them. To belittle, disrespect, embarrass, and humiliate you. To make you feel as though you are stupid, unimportant, or unwanted, etc. and make themselves feel supirior to you.

Look at you, you moron. You are a joke!

by SmoothDog75 April 27, 2020

fuck that for a joke

When something is so unreal, it can't even qualify for a joke. It's just that fucked.

"Have you ever had a fuckin' Marlboro Red? I reckon there like fuckin' smokin' a White Ox No Filter, fuck that for a joke aye"

by TheTMJ November 24, 2016

It's Just A Joke

Another way to say "I'm a dick," used by said dick to paint a person's reaction to a distasteful joke as unreasonable/

I have no respect for peoples' identity, culture, or feelings, but I don't want to face the consequences of that lack of respect, so I'll simply say, "It's just a joke."

by Intelleblue May 11, 2021