Drunker than a Monkey's Uncle

A step beyond Cooter Brown.

Look at her! She's way past Cooter Brown! She's drunker than a Monkey's Uncle!

by Neigbs August 20, 2008

mouth like a mongolian wrestler's jockstrap

a foul tasting mouth. as in the morning after the night before

kevin was about to give june a first kiss when he discovered she had a mouth like a mongolian wrestler's jock strap

by theWestHamfan November 25, 2003

Like a Monkey Having Sex with a Basketball

A phrase you say when somebody performs an action improperly or botches a situation.

The phrase originates from New Zealand.

Connor went to kick the rugby ball down the field but it went off the side of his foot and straight out of bounds, after which his coach muttered, "Like a monkey having sex with a basketball."

by RedBeard53 July 13, 2011

My Gym Partner's A Monkey

Why I stopped watching Cartoon Network.

"My Gym Partner's A Monkey"...who gives a shit?

by Some idiot who thinks you are gay October 7, 2006

Growing a monkey tail

Taking a long massive shit.

I'm waiting for Melissa, cuz she's growing a monkey tail.

by comehonorfaceboots November 16, 2016

pulled a monica

Pulled a monica means you either messed up or did something great! This was originated from the TV show 'Friends'.

Jessica: Oh she pulled a monica.
Anthony: Oh, god.

by amazebomb December 29, 2019

son of a monkey

An expression of exasperation meant to express this feeling while simultaneously leaving the uninitiated with a sense of confusion.

"Son of a monkey! I can't believe he just said/did/ate that!"

by Storm Crow June 10, 2005