Zuckerborg 

That which calls itself Meta.

The Zuckerborg is malfunctioning cause it can't assimilate anyone under the age of 30 anymore.

Zuckerborg by Psycho Word November 3, 2021

Zuckerburg 

The Zuckerburg is a robot disguised as the CEO of Facebook in order to gain information for the FBI.

Only one Zuckerburg can be released into society at a time. If anymore are released, Earth might explode.

The current Zuckerburg is an Android Beta Model 2.4.0 Mk. II and is slowly gathering your information, like, RIGHT NOW.

If the Zuckerburg is not stopped, humanity will fall into the evil robot-overlord's power.

Jim: " Bruh, did you know that the FBI made another Zuckerburg? "

Todd: " Seriously? Sheesh, I need to stop using Facebook. "

Zuckerburg by yaboi_doop May 29, 2018

zuckerborg 

A collective name for Facebook users, especially those that seem to think that they can't communicate with you unless you are "on Facebook". (Combination of Mark Zuckerberg, Facebook founder, and the Borg collective from Star Trek: The Next Generation).

Q: "Are you on Facebook?"
A: "No, I refuse to be assimilated by the zuckerborg."

zuckerborg by QRDeNameland December 2, 2010

Mark Zuckerberg 

The creator of Facebook

Person 1: Who's Mark Zuckerberg?
Person 2: The creator of Facebook
Person 1: the what?
Person 2: the dude who made the site
Person 1: oh, like Tom on MySpace
Person 2: yea, and Jack Dorsey on Twitter

Mark Zuckerberg by applealex March 17, 2010

Zuckerberg 

A societal parasite that can and most definitely will bait unsuspecting contributors or partners into paying his/her way and stealing their intellectual property and personal assets in the process. One must truly loath humanity and prey upon it comprehensively in order to reach true "zuck" status.

After achieving the "greatest welfare scam of all" , a zuck must then steal and monetize the content creations of the very same population that made him insanely wealthy. In a final diabolical act, one must engage in disinformation, psychological manipulation tactics and propaganda against the very populous that he/she drained for his own financial gain. Stopping only after purjering him/herself in front of congress in order to perpetuate his/her sociopath-ic scherade.

Only when the population is both ethically and financially compromised, when young children encounter confusion during crucial development years because of intense efforts to overwhelm their dopamine and serotonin receptors, when young adults associate their social media status and likes with their self worth preventing them from learning about real relationships as they mature, only when the aforementioned damage causes the birth rate to plummet and the population to become enraged to the point of canceling literally everything, will the zuckerberg maneuver be fully complete.

My dude, seriously though, do you honestly think that eating someones spleen could possibly be more ruthless than a Zuckerberg? Think about it, if you pulled off a zuck, it wouldn't be just one person harmed, our species would be forever tainted. What's more, with all that money, the genes of your enormous family would be corrupting our genome for a thousand years.

Zuckerberg by jdiggidy August 4, 2020

Zuckerburglary 

(n.) 1. the act of stealing someone's private information through a social network. 2. stealing someone's personal information through social networking for profit.

Dude.. my friend fell victim to a Zuckerburglary and now he gets phone calls from telemarketers trying to sell him tupperware every hour.

Zuckerburglary by Scoserface March 17, 2011

Zuckeritis 

When you win every hand you don't play in a game of poker. The player folds his hand than explains that he would have won if he stayed in.

"It's unbelievable. I would have had a flush.

I got a case of Zuckeritis."

Zuckeritis by Fast_Al 1222 November 25, 2013