Crystal zooty

Crystal zooties (plural), or a crystal zooty (singular), are spliffs rolled using marijuana crystals as apposed to grinding up buds.

Sometimes as a result of not picking up soon enough and running out of bud.

"You know what?" he said,
"What" his mate replied,
"It's crystal zooty time beiiii" he shouted excitedly whilst launching himself towards the weed paraphernalia.

by Quantmebad December 4, 2018

Zoonie

Someone you find very attractive but they don't date their own race, which includes you.

Not to be confused with the 80's iconic movie The Goonies

"Sally's the biggest zoonie I know."

"You wanna fuck her don't you?"

"Yeah"

by BroHomo December 9, 2008

zooey

Zooey: a description of THE girl. Completely out of your comfort zone, but you totally dig it. quirky, spontaneous, does what she wants when she wants. is nothing you would have ever seen yourself being with cause she is so different than you, but at the same time find you two completely compatible with eachother. she listens to music no one else listens to, but it's good music. she will find you and it will be out of nowhere. she makes you nervous, excited, ancy. someones zooey doesnt mean her name is zooey. Zooey is a description of THE girl you never seen yourself with and now that it is happening it is captivating. She is completely different, in an amazing way.

"bro, I think I like this girl she's wild and crazy. She's to much to handle, but i can't get enough. She's so Zooey."

can also be used to descibe something, "This music is so Zooey!" or "that's so Zooey"

by jacob22290 November 3, 2010

Zooty

British slang for a marijuana spliff

Nilla K: That carvery was dank, now time to spark a zooty up!

by Veseylad50 October 5, 2016

zooey deschanel-ed

zooey deschanel-ed is the act of being led on in a relationship that doesn't go anywhere while messing with someones emotions. Just like zooey deschanel does in (500) days of summer.

Will: Hey are are things going with Memo?
Danielle: Horrible, he just messed with my emotions!
Will: WHAT he zooey deschanel-ed you!!!!!!

by Ivan Saxon September 29, 2010

Zoonecrophilia

The act of having sex with dead animals. Humans are right out. Animals that are still ticking, right out.

I engaged in zoonecrophilia with my dead dog.

by N.A.P July 12, 2006

zooky zooky

totally cool, amazing or good.

dood, look at the boy over there he's totally zooky zooky!

by mcammi March 29, 2008