zootie

A joint laced with crack.

pass the zootie

by AC February 2, 2004

zootiebag

To be drunk, high on whatever and acting stupid.

You remember last night?

Ya, I don't remember that shit I was all zootiebagged.

by stnkyfngr June 4, 2009

Zoofile

Is person who is the same as a pedofile, except Zoofiles like to engage in a sexual intercourse with a zoo animal.

Bloke #1: I heard Bob likes to get it on with zoo animals
Bloke #2: Bob's a fucken Zoofile

by Mysta D April 11, 2009

zoomie zoomie

same as above, only when the loser drinks you sing "well he sucks and he fucks and he knows that he loves it so drink motherfucker drink motherfucker drink motherfucker drink!

zoomie zoomie

by Juliab216 October 19, 2008

zookie

verb:
1. to pass out or sleep on a mattress that is not the one you normally sleep in;
2. often involves sleeping on a mattress placed in a bathroom or shower room;
3. often involves the process of puking, peeing, or crapping yourself, or a combination of the three--also known as the trifecta.

noun:
1. the location of the zookie;
2. usually an old mattress only suitable to sleep on when blacked-out.

When someone gets too drunk to sleep in their own bed (for fears of dirtying it), a friend would lead him to a zookie mattress, where he is free on any normal inhibitions, and may soil himself as he pleases. The mattress can simply be hosed down the next morning.

by AP Sawyer February 5, 2007

Zoozie

The Quintessential girl next door type, can hang with the boys, while still being a bombshell at even given moment.

Steve: Hey Carina, what ya wanna do tonight

Carina: Lets just stay in, I want to watch the Ball game.

Steve: Awesome , you're a total Zoozie.

by Ian Cognito March 13, 2009

Puffin on zootiez

The act of smoking a dark strand of weed, usually with multiple women in your bed.

“Puffin on zootiez, and she callin me daddy”
-future

by Mr.Rager69 May 23, 2022