Zonk

A word to say when you want to steal the tacos.

(i want tacos...)

“Zonk”
“Uhh”
*grabs tacos and runs*

by 🥀Erin Gray🥀 January 19, 2020

Zonked

somebody that is in a stupor from either drugs or alcohol but they try to go to work/ school and act normal. its really funny to watch them pretending to be sober....

WHOA!! Look at joe... hes totally zonked....

by Guys With Eyeliner Are HAWT!!! May 12, 2006

Zonk

Refers to a woman having a huge attractive round booty. Iyt is known for being bigger than a "donk"

My friend E-dubb is thick and she got the zonk!!

by Mr Eric J February 3, 2012

Zonk

To repeatedly censor people's posts at discussion boards without warning because they dare to be critical even if it's not against the rules.

My posts about Fergie were all zonked because I wasn't nice enough about her.

by Me&You February 9, 2012

zonking

The act of executing a zonk

That zonking was great, I did not want to do pt this morning.

by The LT August 23, 2005

zonked

When Your high, drunk..fuckin splattered word is similar to crunked

Fuck after i was balzin it up and drinkin that 40" i was completly ZONKED!!

by The Reefer Man April 19, 2005

zonked

to intoxicate or render senseless with drugs or alcohol

man am i zonked, dude he is so zonked, lets go get zonked

by Joey Tretick December 22, 2003