zoomie zoomie

A drinking game involving a group of people (preferrably in a circle, or other circular shape) who clap in unison and chant the song, "fuck me, everybody let's play zoomie zoomie.. zoomie zoomaay, zoomie zoomaay, zoomie zoomaay, zoomie zoomaay". Everyone is given a number, from one to however many players there are. Once the last "zoomie zoomaay" is sung, Player 1, in time with the clapping, chants, for example, "one one, four four!". Still in time with the music, Player 4 must recognize that his/her number had been called, and do the same. Ex: "four four, nine nine!". Player 9 would go next, and so forth. The first person to mess up has to drink, and the game starts again with the song.

Warning: advised to play in only in secluded areas, as the singing/chanting of "zoomie zoomie" will become quite loud.

by S.T.D. July 24, 2007

Zoonie

Someone you find very attractive but they don't date their own race, which includes you.

Not to be confused with the 80's iconic movie The Goonies

"Sally's the biggest zoonie I know."

"You wanna fuck her don't you?"

"Yeah"

by Sqid February 14, 2007

Zoophile

A human being that rapes animals claiming to be inlove when it is impossible for the animal to love a human sexually zoophiles are animal rapist please help them help its illegal rape is abuse stop them

Zoophiles everyday:

Disgusting person: im gonna shag my dog cause im disgusting and should die teehee
Dog: running away
Disgusting: stop running away ur teasing me

Dog: scared
Disgusting:* using dog as sex toy*
Dog: traumatized and get less touchy and hides more
Disgusting: getting more pets to use as sex toys

by ...__...me December 16, 2021

zoolix

A bear-like creature that squeaks like a gerbil and sports knotted, untamed hair. This sort of being is by no means uncouth, but rather a unique creature that is to be appreciated. And petted.

That girl with the squeaky voice and wild hair is such a zoolix.

by Patrizzzzz January 5, 2008

zoominar

A seminar conducted via Zoom

Awesome Zoominar tonight!

by Balticjo May 22, 2020

Zoophile

someone who is in love with animals like dogs and cats instead of a human being

Son/Daughter: Dad, I'm a zoophile

Dad: Shut the fuck up I wish I left you a long time ago👴

by Daquantavious May 8, 2022

credit zooming

At the end of a movie that is usually shown on USA network, SCI-FI or any other channel for that matter, where the upper or sometimes lower screen(usually where the credits run), are so damn tiny that it makes no sense to even show them.

The other day I was watching Wayne's World on USA and when they ran the credits, they were credit zooming because you couldn't even make out who was in the movie. Ya know, who played who?

by Ray McGlyn August 4, 2007