The highest level of neurological flaw. He seems to be gay. He is also very creepy. He wears his pants inside out and only washes the bottom half of him in the shower. He is legally insane and has aneurisms often. When he was taken into the neurologist, he screamed, acted like a rabid animal, and tore the neurologists socks off and used them as ear covering. He was expelled from school because he would often get in fights with other students and teachers verbally and physically, vandalism, lack of understanding, use of meth, creepily stocking students and teachers, making threats while holding a rusty kitchen knife, pulling the fire alarm, violating the dress code, swearing at students and teachers, and exiting and entering the school many times through the window. His mother abandoned him at age 11 for obvious reasons. The police once tried to take him to an insane asylum, but when they weren't looking he broke out of the cuffs (he was high on meth and didn't feel the pain) and jumped out the window while they were going over and landed in the water. He now lives his life in prison where he should stay.
If life ever punishes to the extent of introducing you to a Zander, there is still hope, just run away as far as you can and start a new life, whatever's wrong with you can be fixed.
by John W. Doe December 28, 2021
The best dude you will ever meet. He is awesome, beast at FortNite, and he is a big chicken nugget. He is ALMOST up for anything, especially when it comes to FortNite.
by unknowngenius24 May 07, 2018
Am absolute beauty who probably is a great athlete. He is demoted to the boys and full sends everything.
That guy Zander is a different breed!
by XanderwithaZ May 29, 2020
by FatCuntBluntBitch March 19, 2018
Coldass person that only replies "k" or "ok" to you, but at the same time they are very sweet and caring. Whoever his future is you is very lucky but he can be very annoying sometimes hehe bcs of the "k" replies :))
by userkdhnzysontiktok January 24, 2022
Zander is well known to have killed thousands of people and slept with multiple men and contracted sexual diseases. He also is well known to have multiple slaves.
by Colinsballin' November 10, 2021