Zeus

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He slept with another woman. Oh another Zeus.

by poopysnoopy June 13, 2018

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Zeus

A cool way to say juice.

Oi, pass that glass of orange zeus.

by Gemy.D.Rogers October 20, 2022

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zeus

To have sex while your pubic hair is shaved in a lightning-bolt pattern, especially in a way that causes uncontrollable spasms upon thrusting.

My vag is sore; you shouldn't have zeused me so hard!

by TheSoftSkeleton April 27, 2008

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Brand name of a type of butane canister, used to refill butane lighters...It has around eight different-colored nozzle tips included in the cap fer use in virtually all butane lighters...Found a niche in the teen gas huffing scene...The brown tip was the fi-ya!

Don't bogart that Zeus, my friend...Pass it over to me...

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

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ZEUS!

Equivalent to a victorious and powerful almighty "YES!"

Jesus: "HEY GUESS WHO ROSE FROM THE DEAD TODAY?...MEEEEE!!!"

God:"ZEUS!!!! (echoes) IM SO PROUD OF YOU SON!"

by Morgan Derp April 30, 2011

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Zeus

Zeus, lord of all greek gods; and all time chubbo. Zeus lay around eating cheeseburger and lightning fries. Zeus is also the gay pc hacker that has red spots on his ass and plants viruses in pc's while blowing his ass off with a monster case of diarhorea. Zues, is also the all time champion of thing thing.

Zeus: Hey hades!
Hades: WHAT?!
Zeus: Wanna play thing thing? I bet i can beat you.
Hades: Hmmmm, yeh sure.
Zeus: Actually, on second thoughts no. MY ASS IS ON FIRE!!!!

by OH GOD I NEED A CRAP! May 10, 2009

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