Blow your tits off

Performing a feat of skill that is so impressive, that it figuratively blows everyone’s tits off.

Blow your tits off: You remember that night at Dooley's pool party on that fine Summer eve? When I did that double jack-knife twist and blew everyone's tits off? You remember that? And then I went down on Chrissy Orlando on the trampoline later that night?

by captain longdong December 1, 2020

Scan your tits

It's when you are so bored that you scan your tits, convert it to a jpeg and then post it on newsgroups---preferably usenet.

Slutty Girl-1: Oh man, I am so freaking bored.
Slutty Girl-2: Ya I know. Either we should blow a random stranger or 'scan our tits.'

by Jeff September 12, 2003

jigglin' your tits

to be kidding

Used in place of "I'm just kidding"

Dude chill out I am just jigglin' your tits

by The Bish February 19, 2007

Jockin Your Tits

When your just kidding

Its ok im just "Jockin Your tits"

by Bnewtonn November 8, 2010

Knocking your tits

When you are playing a joke on your friends, and you finally tell them that you were lying

No I wasn’t actually in the hospital, I was just knocking your tits.

No my dick isn’t the same size as a baby carrot, I was just knocking your tits

Naw baby, I was just knocking your tits, I didn’t sleep with your momma

by Ruandon April 28, 2019

National "Show Me Your Tits" Day

Drop dem titties on March 3rd ladies.

It's March 3rd, you know what that means right? It's National "Show Me Your Tits" Day! So go ahead, do it, ｎｏｗ.

by Meme-Meister_Gaming69420 March 1, 2022

out of your tits

Crazy, Out of your mind.

You're so drunk, she was out of your tits!

by GemChick February 19, 2015