I will slip you a twenty if you publish this ;)

Please publish this, i will slip you twenty and will make sure nobody is going to ask if youre ready for a bad time ;)

Please i promise that i will slip you a twenty if you publish this ;)

by Izaak_and_gerrit_time January 29, 2020

I like you a lot

I love you. If you have said "I like you a lot" more then 100 times to the same person it probably means that you love her/him.

I like you a lot Miss Sarah. A lot!

by Stephan_stupid September 3, 2006

I'd like to buy you a drink

Universally-accepted euphemism for "I'd like to sleep with you."

A cute girl says she'd like to buy you a drink. This means she thinks you're at least mildly attractive and if you play your cards right, you might get laid.

by Supergirl October 27, 2004

can i ask you a question?

The most stupidest idiotic question you could ask someone, because you 1) Asked if you "can" when you just did, 2) because you just asked a question asking if you could ask a question & 3) cause you are stupid

Dude1: Can I ask you a question?

Dude2: Shut your face

by CA3B20A3G October 1, 2007

god has given you a body and kicked your face

A very sincere comment to a girl, whose body is sexy but her face looks like an accident.

"gosh, wtf is this? It seems like god has given her a body but kicked her face"!!!

by phlegmat March 24, 2005

youareanidiot.cc

skid version of the real youareanidiot.org

youareanidiot.cc is a web-based virus taking over your computer

by IuCC January 4, 2022

WHAT ARE YOU A FUCKING FAGGOT OR SOMETHING?!

A remark you can direct at a stranger when they do something in your presence that you find sexually offensive.

At a restaurant or cafe, a waiter brushes up against you making it out like it was accidental despite him having plenty of room to move about between the tables.
You yell out so the whole floor of diners can hear clearly: "WHAT ARE YOU A FUCKING FAGGOT OR SOMETHING?!"

by kam75xx February 4, 2023