you'll get splinters

A derogatory rebuff to someone who is constantly sitting on the fence.

Grow some balls and form an opinion or you'll get splinters.

by Rikstir February 4, 2014

You’ll be here soon.

the next sentence you hear after “close your eyes*
you’re currently falling to your death after you just got out of your house for the first time 4 days ago. man you literally just got outside are you serious??

Do you want to jump?
“Close your eyes. You’ll be here soon.”

by Silly lil fella July 26, 2023

you'll never walk alone

wrong lyrics to a famous song.
it should be "you'll never get a job."

sign on, sign on
with hope in your arse...

by International Bad Boy July 2, 2004

you'll get over it

A response to anyone's bitching.

Man 1: I lost my job!
Man 2: You'll get over it.
Man 1: How am i supposed to pay my bills?
Man 2: (sigh...)Why don't you go cry me a river, build a bridge and get over it

by Randal M. March 27, 2007

you'll get it when your older

A common statement used by South Tahoe High School students to avoid answering stupid questions such as:
1)how do you do this?
2)what are you guys talking about?
3)Hey! Whatcha' got there?
or any other question not wanted to be answered by the higher echelons of south tahoe high school cliques.

Lee (to Greg): Dude, how awesome was 300 last night?
Greg: Sickest movie ever, anyone who missed it on opening night is just a strait up panzy. Old School!

Paul: Hey guys, How was 300?!?

Greg: uuuhhhhh...You'll get it when your older...

by someone who is older... December 15, 2008

You'll shoot your eye out

A popular phrase from the movie "A Chiristmas Story" that is first heard by Ralphie's mom when he asks her for a Red Ryder bb gun.

"You'll shoot your eye out, kid."

"Oh, no! I shot my eye out!"

by Kaliorsomething May 6, 2014

you'll be iight

A phrase one says when they don't agree with something, or think something is not serious, outrageous or unbelievable.

"You want me to do WHAT?!? haha! YOU'LL be iight!"

by lalafairy February 25, 2008