Yorked

When York University has screwed up your life. Again.

"Oh man, I thought my life was starting to make sense, but I got Yorked!"
"It was a new day, but then it got all Yorked up. I should have known."
"Friends don't let friends get Yorked."

by Marchesa Casati March 16, 2015

Yorked

The process of violently thrashing a fooseball table about in an attempt to either kill your opponents or get a goal.

The table was yorked ferociously, simultaneously crushing my foot and allowing a goal for the other team.

by Duckman December 15, 2004

yorkeing

How you would dance if there was no music playing.

Involves alot of arm swinging and odd body movements.
People who do not have much rhythm tend to be better at this dance move.
Named from Thom Yorke.

I was straight yorkeing it yesterday at work.
Only some people can yorke and not look retarded

by bigbootyjudy! July 19, 2011

Yorked

To pay a large amount of money for something you can not give away. To be promised something great only to find out it is crap.

I paid $80,000 for a PSL at Levy stadium and now the team is crap... I've been Yorked

by 9er fan February 13, 2015

Yorked

The process by which work related frustrations are taken out on a poor, defenseless fooseball table and those nearby.

After such a horrendous call, he decided that the fooseball table needed to be yorked but good. Time to consider buying a new table.......

by Duckman December 30, 2004

yorke

as in thom yorke - a wuss...

what a yorke! stop complaining!

by Ian - Humphrey Wilder - C June 27, 2003

york

My stupid, racist, hick-town high school.

Howdy yall! Welcome to york new york! If you are gay or colored, we don't want you.

by :-) March 21, 2005