Yoko Beaumont

A scamming, theiving man who steals identities, artwork and 'fursonas' from furries, but oh no, its not just furry stuff, Deviant art, Furaffinity, Jyros, Steam, Second Life and pretty sure other internet locations as well.

He cares for nobody els but himself, he's so terrible he even has an Encyclopedia Dramatica about him, he's such an asshat.

He is most commonly known as Yoko Beaumont.

One of Yoko's more infamous activities which he engages in, is the impersonation of artists based on the information that is publicly available, including art in most cases, to try and defame the person in question, piss them off, or fulfill some desire that he has to be someone else. - Yoko Beaumont

by Scytheclaw July 7, 2011

youyou

very pog wholesome person who secretly says uwu but only to ppl hes comfortable with. hes very pog and large brain but thinks tonk is better than bonk which is sad but its ok patpat

youyou is very pog

by a wild goose February 12, 2021

yoko syndrome

Okay, that last definition wasn't great. Try again.


Yoko syndrome refers to scapegoating of the latest party to become involved with an object of popularity that is now in decline. Refers to the situation of many fans of the beatles blaming Yoko Ono, wife of John Lennon for their break-up, and the end of beatlemania.

See also I like helter skelter

see above for example.

by Gumba Gumba February 24, 2004

ass-yoko

A fart so rank it causes a group of chatting people to disperse, thus "breaking up the group."

Based on the common belief that Yoko Ono was responsible for the breakup of the Beatles.

We were having a nice conversation by the keg until Maynard let loose with a horrendous ass-yoko.

by waydown August 25, 2008

St. Yokoyoma

St. Yokoyoma is not only the true definition of beauty, but so too is she the Saint of beauty.

I prayed to St. Yokoyoma last night and I awoke with beauty the next day.

by St. Oremus September 30, 2018

Yoko bad

An exceptionally terrible musical performance. After Yoko Ono, an utterly talentless performance artist who never would have been allowed anywhere near a recording studio but for her association with the late Beatle, John Lennon.

How was the Good Charlotte show last night?
Really bad. I mean, like, Yoko bad!

by PBSPinchback November 14, 2010

smuggling yoyos

This term describes what one would expect a yoyo, shoved into a women’s crotch area, to look like if it where not actually her giant mound of mangle roast beef exceeding the manufactures size recommendations for that particular piece of under garment.

Otherwise know as: Ninja foot, pussy wedgie, camel toe, moose knucle.....

Hey Ken, your moms smuggling yoyos again. Can she do any tricks with that thing.

by Nifkin Diver April 30, 2004