dike yetti

a dumb ass girl/guy who thinks she/he is the shit will talk shit about you when you didnt do shit to them they think you are trying to hit on them or be friends to them when in reality you dont really give a damn about them your just conversating and they must make it a point that they feel better then you or thinks your conversation is stupid and has to make it a point to let you know she feels more mature then you. and seem to have a hatred towards the opposite race at the same time.

garfield: hey J grab me a beer!

J:ok! walks to fridge "excuse me" (to random girl)

Random girl: "rollz eyes" pssh whatever!

J: heres your beer bro, did you see that dike yetti?

Garfield: ya fuck that dike yetti ass bitch!

by VIRUS October 29, 2012

yetis on my mind

Yetis on my mind is the premier track by JHAZE and YoungPhatHefner, both from Moncton, New Brunswick. It tells the tale two determined young lads who smoke their yetis with your bitches or alone. (note: Yetis are a mix of tobacco and marijuana)

Cut a snip of a smoke, pack it down with some dope, use a cig to poke, now just take a toke

It was Grade 9 when I started smokin', used to do a bit now I'm always tokin'

Fuck my asthma, fuck my lungs

I've got yetis on my mind, always smokin' on the find

by Poppin' yets November 2, 2013

Yettie

A form of smoking weed to increase potency and get a "head rush" Yettie's are made with a piece of a cigarette being stuffed into a pipe "yettie pipe" the weed is cut into a "yettie sesh" and put out onto a flat surface where the yettie pipe is pressed onto. Each time you press weed into the pipe and twist, it is called a stamp. and finally after putting the freshly "packed" yettie into a bong you light up the top on the weed and slowly provide suction until you suck and it pops. One does not smoke a yettie you pop it.

Dude pack me a Yettie
Just pop the Yettie man

by CarltonCountyCanada February 4, 2015

Yeti Chow

A vagina that is so nasty and torn up it look as if a yeti chomped all over that shit!

"Damn her pussies yeti chow!"

by scrotey mcboogerballs March 25, 2010

yottithehotti

Person that is super awesome. That has a big smile and booty. Appreciates their last name more then their first and loves everyone that calls them this.

Paul: "hey yottithehotti!"

Yottithehotti: "woah, that's so nice of you to say! You're my new best friend"

by Secret100000 September 14, 2013

Yeeticus

The yeetiest yeet to ever yeet.

He's a real yeeticus, that one.

by Yeticus Deleticus July 23, 2018

yeeticus maximus

The act of committing maximum yeet, and the strongest form of yah yeet.

Whoa!, Dave just pulled a yeeticus maximus!

by SodiumHypochlorite156 January 30, 2018