YouPorn

The prefix "You" is derived from the popular video broadcasting website YouTube; however as opposed to YouTubes's exceptionally low tolerance for any explicit sexual material, YouPorn is strictly for finding pornographic videos.

noun.
1. The Mecca for free Pornographic videos.
2. My motherfucking homepage.

1. "All I want to see is free creampie action, WTF?"
"YouPorn FTMFW, dude."
2. Should be self-explanatory, I like to see pussy when my browser starts up.

by jh valley August 6, 2007

YouPornstar

A person who films their sexcapades and posts them on the internet like the beautiful people in Hollywood. These people tend to be much LESS beautiful then their famous counterparts and are, in fact, more of a sideshow attraction used for shock value rather than spank material.

I always thought Sally was just a promiscuous freak, but I came across her on the internet and saw she's a YouPornstar...lol, came across!

Bob always talked about getting into porn, but he's way too small. Guess he'll just have to settle for being a YouPornstar.

by Ryan62 December 21, 2008

youtopia

(n.) - a name for an ideal community or society that meets all of your needs and desires.

If I was king of the world, I'd set up a youtopia, stuff it with everything I want and call it my own.

by PRwiz101 October 21, 2010

Youpooping

Watching YouTube on your laptop while taking a massive crap.

Ben: "You sure were takin a shit for a while!"

Alex: "Yeah, sorry, I was youpooping"

by Titmonger October 16, 2008

YouDouche

A person on YouTube who only posts videos of themselves ranting about their opinions. Usually under the delusion that viewers will care about these opinions.

I can't believe it! Every one of this guy's videos is a rant on how he thinks Obama is a terrorist. What a YouDouche.

by FruitSalad4225 May 15, 2010

Youfuckinkiddinme

Phrase used to feel sudden wonder or amazement. Phrase used to express being surprised or astonished.

Youfuckinkiddinme, Brett Favre ended his 297th consecutive starting streak?

by SteppinRazor December 16, 2010

YouTorial

A do-it-yourself instructional video streamed from the popular website YouTube. This can include anything from changing the brakes on your car, to curling your hair, to how to properly sharpen a pencil.

Woman: how am I supposed to watch Say Yes to the Dress if you won't hook up the TV?

Man: I just have two more YouTorials to watch; one on wiring TV's and one on burning out my own eyes with acid.

by Isuds May 4, 2012