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Merry Muthafuckin' Xmas

Merry Muthafuckin' Xmas fools!
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Xmas Anal Season

During the Xmas season stockings are not the only thing getting stuffed. Santa might come down the chimney once a year but the holiday season is the one time of year husband's get unlimited backdoor passes.
Wife: Honey, can you help me with the Xmas decorations and tree?
Husband: Well, it is Xmas Anal Season. Turn around and grab your toes and I'll show you where the Xmas goose goes.
by Holidays4men November 04, 2024
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White Xmas

It's called that because the occasion is designed specifically for white people, i.e. who are moneyed and have a lot of excess dosh, i.e. people who feature on Tatler. Every significant Xmas campaign features the same old cookie cutter white person handing out Tiffany jewellery and Hermes handbags to their loved ones while donning their preppy Ralph Lauren knitwear. A White Xmas has absolutely nothing to do with the presence of snow.
Have yourself a nice little White Xmas... if you're an aristocrat that is.

A White Xmas is best when a thick wad of cash and blue blood go hand in hand. Really, it's the only way.
by ACunny December 03, 2024
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xmas

An abbreviation for Christmas

Historically, X has been used as an abbreviation for Christ as it comes from the Greek letter chi. It was used by Christians themselves, firstly to hide from persecution and then as a common abbreviation.

Today, it is mainly employed by corporate brands who do not want to use the word Christmas as they think it could be offensive to non-Christian customers: asking their retail employees to use it or using it in their ads.

This has led to some debates as Christians can feel like brands try to remove Christ from Christmas (and often rightly so as it is currently the most common use of it), while the abbreviation itself was invented and used by Christians themselves through History.
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Xmas

xmas can be defined in many ways,it is often considered a abrevation of the word Christmas but in reality it is the Christmas for rockers
my friend is a rocker and she's spending Xmas with her friends
by Mick Smith Musk December 18, 2024
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Xmas

A shortened, secular version of Christmas, the X meaning Christ, because apparently 5 more letters is to hard
It's Almost Xmas!!!!
It's Almost Christmas!!!!
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