wrinkle grommet

(noun) the anus. see starfish.

After having a bowel movement, please wipe your wrinkle gommet

by richard bridge March 12, 2004

Fuck-wrinkle

Someone who ruins the mood

Mom get out of my room you fuck-wrinkle.

by Franklin Longbottom December 6, 2012

Piss Wrinkle

A piss wrinkle is another name for a vagina, pussy, coochie, ect. Its the wrinkle or an opening between a girls legs where she pees out of or uses for sex.

"Omg my piss wrinkle is so sweaty!!!"
"Do you want some of this piss wrinkle?"
"Eat my fucking piss wrinkle!"

by A to the LEX beezy! December 11, 2007

penis wrinkle

The wrinkly part of a penis, where nobody likes to touch. Also an insult

She irons penis wrinkles for a living.

by skank ass weasel May 2, 2003

Wrinkle in time

To put a wrinkle in time means to take the meanest shit ever. Its mass is so huge, time itself bends.

Holy shit, I ate 2 mondo burritos today. I gotta go put a wrinkle in time. Now.

by D-Bruch January 22, 2007

wrinkle chaser

just like if someone was a chubby chaser(someone who likes fat chicks) a wrinkle chaser is someone who is attracted to someone much older than themselves.

Tom: hey dude did you see that chick.
Jon: dude shes way to old for you man.
Tom: so what if shes old.
Jon: dude your such a wrinkle chaser

by riddleboxfan August 19, 2008

Bitch Wrinkle

A slang turm used for the word pussy its also in the new song by bloodhound gang.

Erlier I bought a hore her bitch wrinkle was fucked up.

by Frogspawn August 28, 2005