fart wrenching

Something, especially any type of food or physical situation, that can more readily make your ass pass gas.

I did some fart wrenching exercises, and then ate a fart wrenching dinner before watching a fart wrenching movie.

by Shit_4_Brains July 1, 2007

Johnny Wrenchface

An anonymous way to refer to a person you think is a tool.

Johnny Wrenchface still hasn't turned on the plumbing? Our landlord is a tool!

by -BS#4 October 15, 2008

Mississippi Pipe Wrench

Having a huge and deformed penis with an extra large pee hole

I saw Tom in the locker room yesterday, he had a huge Mississippi Pipe Wrench

by Yourmainmandjdanthemixman January 10, 2016

vape wretch

The nagging, dry, progressively annoying hack that mysteriously works it's way into the otherwise pristine, healthy respiratory systems of frequent vape users.

Damn dude, you can't even take your dumb shit to the movies without coughing out a lung...you got the vape wretch from hell; time to put that bitch down for awhile...

by YAWA November 20, 2018

Left-handed monkey wrench

A fictitious tool. A monkey wrench has no left-handed or right-handed versions. Often used as a practical joke, i.e. telling someone to find a left-handed monkey wrench for you.

"Hey, will you go find me a left-handed monkey wrench? I need to fix this pipe."

by Fictitious Plumber January 30, 2012

Fierce Wretched

When a situation is more than just fucked, more than plain old dreadful, and you can't talk your way out of it, it's fierce wretched. Hella bad.

"My mum cam home early today and caught me and my brother fucking our boyfriends."

"Seriously?? That's fierce wretched"

by MagickDio May 14, 2010

Wretch

An absolutely worthless person, either a man or woman. Traditionally used to refer only to a worthless female, but this word has come to refer to both sexes.

"I despise that filthy little wretch, and I will destroy him."

by triumvir July 11, 2005