wounded soldier

a drink left a friend's house that has not been fully finished.

Dude, he left wounded soldiers all over the place at the party last night.

by ferracattack March 13, 2011

wounded seagull

The wounded seagull is an advanced sex maneuver whereby a man fractures his partner's forearm and forces his partner to jerk him off rapidly. If properly executed, the injured party will emit a noise similar to that of a wounded seagull. This continues until the man reaches climax or the injured party's fracture becomes too severe for manual manipulation.

Dick gave that girl a wounded seagull last weekend; sadly, her brilliant career as a softball pitcher came to a premature end.

by Peace Tree September 1, 2006

Wounded seagull

The act of breaking your partner's arm and then having them jerk you off while they flap their arm like a seagull trying to fly.

Jackie just gave me an awesome wounded seagull.

by the masked man121 October 25, 2012

wounded

To have bad luck, to be upset.

Jason was wounded to find out that his girlfriend had dumped him.

by Olly August 30, 2003

wounded soldiers

Plural of wounded soldier. Large quantities of wounded soldiers are often discovered in the aftermath of a party that someone notorious for McGanning beers has attended.

1. Dude, who was McGanning beers last night? There are wounded soldiers everywhere.

by w3bz December 23, 2007

Wounded

Proper bad luck. Complete woundment.

Guy from london, meets girl online, travels to meet her, in Dundee, distance of 472 miles and 280 quid return train fare equaling possible 12 hours of travel, each way.

Guy gets there, stands at the station 6 hours, Girl doesnt show up. Man gets back on train home, proper wounded.

by Fritzi March 27, 2008

Wounded Seagull

A term used to describe a sexual position, or situation. Often used during an orgy. This particular "maneuver" is implemented when one woman takes on a minimum of either 3, or a maximum of 5 penis' at a time. A penis in her vagina, one in her left and right hands, one in the anus and one in the mouth. With all of this action going on, she will look like a wounded seagull struggling for her life.

While watching my porn today. I elected to hold-off until I saw her preform the Wounded Seagull with five guys at once! After that, it was all over.

by TheIncredibleHolt September 6, 2007