whoopie cushion

*poof*

Oof

Oh no i tripped over whoopie cushion . OOF

by WallaceTheDuck101 December 14, 2018

White Whoopie

Where semen is ejected from an anus by force of fart

I’ve just done a white whoopie

by The truth sleuth February 15, 2023

Whoopie

echar un quiqui, another term for sex

Sweet whoopie on the beach, c'mon everybody!!

by woop woop October 3, 2003

whoopie pie

a vulgar name for the vulva, alluding to its similarity to a whoopie pie cake turned on its side.

Refers only to pretty vulvas - others resemble less visually appealing foodstuffs, such as clams, burgers or sloppy joes.

My new chick Lynsey has a real pretty pussy, like a whoopie pie - my ex's looked more like a fuckin' kebab...

by Andy Sword February 21, 2011

New Zealand Whoopie Cushion

When a woman is having sex with three men at the same time and all holes are being occupied, and a fourth man would like in on the action. Since all holes are occupied, the man sits on the woman's stomache like a whoopie cushion and pops out all three penises, thus getting the woman to himself and ultimately excuting the New Zealand Whoopie Cushion.

I walk in my house to find my girlfriend having sex with three men, but instead of fetching a steak knife, I use my common sense and simply sit on my girlfriend's stomache, ejecting all three penises and getting my girlfriend back. The New Zealand Whoopie Cushion strikes again.

by Flynny500 June 2, 2011

Whoopie Cushion

When you push on a girls stomach and it causes a queef.

A-swag just whoopie cushioned the shit out of L-dizzle.

by Poopy pants squad March 8, 2020

Whoopie pie

when ur partner spanks u while u are simultaneously receiving a cream pie

“omg frank did u just give me a whoopie pie?!”

by shjaoaiql November 6, 2020