cross woofer

When the owner dresses their dog with the colors and and types of accessories usually associated with the opposite gender

Earl: Hey Grannie, is your new dog a girl? She's wearing a lot of pink bows.
Grannie: No Earl. His name is Fido.
Earl: Oh. Guess he's a cross woofer.

by deputy_danger April 17, 2017

fat ass woofer

A very fat dog or doggo.
A doggo that has been spoiled by its humans and now needs a diet or it will become to over weight to walk.

Me: damn dude look at that fat ass woofer!
Friend: what?
Me: that fat dog over there! That's a fat ass woofer!

by VIISCERA July 29, 2017

woofenstein

A term used to describe a very unatrractive girl.

"Whoa, look at that bitch, woofenstein"

by Wize Daddy July 10, 2006

woefels

This word refers to a small to medium size dog that is extremely ugly and not to be touched. These dogs are regularly seen as outcasts by the other dogs, and are not very social or intelligent creatures.

Girl 1: Man that dog is ugly!

Girl 2: His name must be woefels.

by Killswitch ll8 October 7, 2014

woofer

used to describe an ugly, "dog-like" female

"Hey, what do you think of that girl over there?"
"She's a total woofer."

by deadgeorge August 22, 2011

woofety

It means dog and can be used to describe a person.

Hello Woofety! Woofety Woofety Woof Woof Woof!

by sugeypopplanet January 9, 2017

facebook woofer

matthew bienko

Matthew was being a facebook woofer when he called martin out.

by LAMRONOTF August 22, 2014