Mike Woodward

One of a kind

Mike Woodward buys me roses and dinner, I wish every girl could have a guy as great as him.

by JennDDDDDDDDDDD October 28, 2010

Woodward

A word for someone who is extremely gay
Similar to fudge packer or poo pusher

That matt kid is such a woodward

by shappensd2 March 7, 2009

woodward dream cruise

An event held in Michigan, in the middle of August every year. A time to showcase your classic car and drive it down woodward ave with well over 100,000 spectators. However, 98% of the cars are old skool from the 1950s-1970s, driven by old farts. Also, every other car is either a corvette C6 or older, or a Ford Mustang. Globalization however, is going to change the demogrpahics of the woodward dream cruise. Within the next 30 years, 98% of the cars will be imports as by then Honda, Nissan, and Toyota will be the big three.

Year 2006: "Daddy look at that old Corvette, with a 5 liter engine block cranking 400hp, that we just saw on the woodward dream cruise!

Year 2034: "Dude, check out that Nissan R39 Skyline, with over 800 HP with a stock block, twin turbos and only 8 PSI of boost".

by Import Lover September 13, 2008

woodward

An easily frightened or intimidated person.

Did you see that email that Bob Woodward felt threatened by? That dude is such a Woodward.

by skullkrusher February 28, 2013

Woodwardian

To be glaringly arrogant and opportunistic under a strictly liberal lens. Named after Bob Woodward the Ur-Woodwardian.

The "Reagan Democrats" in the Eighties were proto-Woodwardians.

A democrat who is anti Obama after voting for him is a typical woodwardian.

by Carl Bernstein February 10, 2010

dustin woodward

often fat and stinky, usually walmart employee that raises raccoons, public hair growth from the chin. He resembles a "matt scott."

"dude my asshole looks like a dustin woodward"

by sdkljfl;asj October 9, 2008

Woodward

A perverted old man that looks like a garden gnome. He has a ridiculous amount of dandruff and body odor. A Woodward also loves to discuss the woman’s anatomy, though it’s highly likely the only vagina he has ever had, he purchased. He will try to make women envious of him by discussing his planes, boats, and expensive properties. However, no self respecting lady would give that scum bag the time of day.

That old geezer is a real Woodward!!

by Sebastianstrikesagain June 14, 2018