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A perverted old man that looks like a garden gnome. He has a ridiculous amount of dandruff and body odor. A Woodward also loves to discuss the woman’s anatomy, though it’s highly likely the only vagina he has ever had, he purchased. He will try to make women envious of him by discussing his planes, boats, and expensive properties. However, no self respecting lady would give that scum bag the time of day.
That old geezer is a real Woodward!!
by Sebastianstrikesagain June 14, 2018
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